Our lord and savior. How did we get so lucky to have such a grand man as our leader. We should’ve all bowed down and pledged our allegiance ages ago. We’re nothing without our king.
A different breed of man. We foam at the mouth like rabid beasts whenever he speaks. Our tails wag. Even our fleas can’t help but feel the mighty tingle of the flame that is his presence. We would give anything to reach this level of peak aura. Anything…