Michael

Dad humor, puns, memes, traveling the globe one country at a time.

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@porksmith Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender, you don’t look a DAY over 50 decades! Happiest sexay birthday to you!

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@JoeBiden The state of the stock market is not mutually exclusive from the health of the economy.

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@SloppySailor12 @JoeBiden The question is, “How is his approval rating even that high?”

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@therealroseanne If that were true he would have followed through on his promise to imprison Hillary during his first time. #BigTimeFail 😒

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@JoeBiden The question is, why? WHY would they vote against it? What partisan pork did you jam into the bill to make it non-bipartisan and worthy of being voted against?

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@InternetH0F “Women are not being allowed in to their homes.”

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@Americafakts @PicturesFoIder

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@WoodySHW Had to look it up myself. Means “being yourself and not caring what others think of you—to carry yourself with swagger.”

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@JoeBiden So, what pork was included in the bill that gave cause for rejection?

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@WoodySHW Dammit, @GregGory987. Although, he *is* pretty legendary in his own right.

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@WoodySHW #LoveYou #MeLove #SuckIt🤣🤣🤣

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@tacobell Are you flirting with me? 😏

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@MasonLLL Saying goodbye to Mariah Carey.

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@TheWoodyShow #pancakes

[Jeannie @jeanniebrichett]

Johnny Depp and Judy (the stenographer) ❤️ #JohnnyDepp

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@gtconway3d Give him a *little* credit. I mean, for one: at least he was thinking outside the box for the solution to a problem. And, for two: at least he *asked*. 😂😂😂

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

@WoodySHW

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@WoodySHW Never “too soon”, only “too sensitive”.

[Michael @FeuerPhoenixLA]

God bless and amen to the fact that #CODAfilm won in all 3 nominated categories. So very well-deserved! A small win, if only they would’ve been nominated in more categories; they should’ve won it all. #CODA #loveCODA #JusticeForCODA