Omokhuweh

Oyoko 🇳🇬

[☥ @rosiesrib]

an evil woman is just an average man

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

I’ve come to realize that when you make gross exaggerations about a thing/person, you’re forcing neutrals to sympathize with that thing you’re making gross exaggerations about.

This pretty much sums up all the interactions on this application.

[Joe McBob @MrJoeMcBob]

One thing young people (I assume this is a young person) don't understand about older people is that they put on an act around you. Your parents act like they do because they are trying to parent you.

But when your mom gets together with her friends, she's talking about your dad's dick and her bitchy coworker and saying all sorts of shit that would make you yell "MOM, GROSS!" at the top of your lungs if you knew.

[A’ ᥫ᭡ @Vanniicoco]

I’m looking to hire a content creator and social media handler for Petals Lagos 🤍

You should understand fashion, have a strong creative eye, and think outside the box.

If this sounds like you, send your CV and portfolio to [email protected]

Amarachi ᥫ᭡

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

I’m having the time of my life and it’s going to keep getting better.

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

This country needs happier people because surely this cannot be why you people are upset

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

It’s coming late because our photographer delayed but…

Merry Christmas from me and mine. 🎄 🎄

[أحمد شريف العامري @AhmedSharif]

It’s not Happy Holidays, it’s Merry Christmas🎄

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

Of course tomorrow is promised, it’s Christmas Day! 🥳

[Davido @davido]

Make that call . Send that text. Forgive that person . Tell them you miss them . Let go of that Grudge . Show more kindness . Dont take it for granted because tomorrow isnt promised

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

He should be on Mavo���s styling team

[_ @frostedtakes_]

Terrible fucking publication. Wisdom Kaye was legit born for this. He should be #1

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

They must be sharing seafood pasta with small chops platter in prison

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

You know you can build your house and furnish it the way you like Abi? Not everything has to be a thinkpiece

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

why do so many of you seem to yearn to live inside a dental clinic?

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

“Furnitures” “equipments”

[deborah 💗 @enislostherswag]

“meats” “hairs” “stuffs” “staffs”

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

Because of diss track Abi how did he get there?

[kiki ☆ @causeimicy]

?

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

Carly Rae Jepsen

[myo 🧸 @cinnomng1rl]

yall would hate to know who i thought this was at first

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

Being annoyed about a vendor’s pricing and only voicing that anger in the outcome (no matter how good it is) seems to be the theme this December.

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

Since Nene Leakes 🤣

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Modern history question: when did the white appliance shift happen?

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

And that write-up there is not even her best so 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Omokhuweh @Feyipatts]

Uloma is up there as one of the most intelligent women I’ve been privileged to come across

[Yhettyqueen ❤️ @Its_Yhettyqueen]

Una sha wan use ChatGPT finish us today 🤧🥲