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For those who would rather be first than accurate: completely made up @FezzFacts

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#freeEIizabeth2016

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My source-41% of Hill/Bern/establish Dems voting for Trump (when eligible) expecting easy path to the White House. Enough to get Don the nom

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Most people (about 4/5) put their pants on with their left leg first.

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Mark Twain is credited with developing a practical & commercial use for reverse psychology which can be found in all of his books.

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1st time ever, it costs more to send a child to college (Sarah Lawrence U: 4 years/no aid) than the avg. cost of raising that child until 18

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Tip for @Uber users: don't enter a destination. The app sets the driver's shitty Uber GPS. Tell them where to go & they can use Google Maps.

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No iron in your hotel room? Hang a shirt on the knob in the bathroom. A 10 minute hot shower will erase wrinkles.

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The 1st human to have an FDA approved beef developed & named after him: Nolan Ryan. The unique prime rib expanded into a full line of meats

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2-3 flights/day are delayed in the US due to inconsiderate assholes who request maintenance because their recliner isn't working.

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The 3rd most expensive global sponsor to the wildly successful play The Book of Mormon is the actual Church of Latter-day Saints.

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A typical 3 seat sofa will have an average of $1.26 at any point after 1 year of use.

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As of May, 2015, there are more self checkout lines at all grocery stores than individual phone wires to landlines in the US.

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In 36 states, hair longer than 4 inches is considered a weapon. A separate occurrence in each state led to each of the 36 rulings.

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The Vatican district (including some surrounding Rome area) has the most unplanned pregnancies/capita in Europe.

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After the US separated from England the average age fell from 34.4 to 21.9. More than half the population was under 18.

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Of the 20 most common baking items only 2% of self identified home cooks surveyed knew the source of baking soda. Brown sugar (39%) was 2nd.

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MLB parks contain at least 26 non-rotating sponsor logos. Average length games will have 94 advertisements displayed including commercials

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The most common 'custom' full body paint job for vehicles is the Scooby Doo van. 3/10000 vans request or paint a homemade version.

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Coffee, tea, & donut combined sales are the best indicator of local job growth, correlating in over 99% of districts studied since '91.

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Assuming they're made of solid gold, each coin in the original Super Mario game is valued at $58,426 in 2015 dollars.