The Mighty Honk 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸

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[The Mighty Honk 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @FfHonk]

I urge people to read my thread on FPL economics #fpl #premierleague you may find it useful

[The Mighty Honk 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @FfHonk]

💦 FPL LEAKS 💦

🧵 CONCISE VERSION 🧵

Imagine you are hungry and find a bakery.

They’re feeding people for free.

You queue up for days and every week you find they didn’t have enough bread to feed you

But they only make bread at certain times of the week…

[The Mighty Honk 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @FfHonk]

@FPLFella FPL is dead. Why not fuck the euros too? I’ll copy Andy you can copy Harry we will be fine

[The Mighty Honk 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @FfHonk]

@Conservatives Your plan is very clear. That’s why you will lose by a massive landslide. Congratulations! 🥳

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@danwootton Your mate Laurence fox is parading up skirt photos of this lady and you’re mansplaining bullying to her. Nice

[The Mighty Honk 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @FfHonk]

@CPhilpOfficial Why trust your own judgment when you can trust some guy you’ll never read his column but he seems to be bald enough to be intelligent? Cos the country is a total train wreck? Nah we love living in our own shit. Tax and anti woke are the main issues ����️ 🔔 🛎️

[The Mighty Honk 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @FfHonk]

@danwootton You’re gay. Do you feel that’s a binary position? Not many do…

[The Mighty Honk 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @FfHonk]

Can I just sum up the election campaign for the Tories: nobody is as good as we are and has no plan except they have a plan to increase taxes but they’ll waste the money on looking after immigrants. If you believe this you should give up your right to vote.Your kids will hate you

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@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk Literally ukip and the tories began
The invasion. Legal channels stop all of this. You’re a bell btw

[The Mighty Honk 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @FfHonk]

@OliLondonTV Well she’s protesting hate crimes but not in a peaceful way. I think she should serve time if there’s a trial for farage for hate crimes. Fair is fair

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@mariacaulfield Thank goodness. The biggest millstone round this country’s neck is old people forcing us out of Europe into economic distress whilst disputing the need for a retaken driving test. Tax them to the hilt

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@danwootton Fact check: you’re a blackmailing scum bag that will end up in prison. Unlike Donald Trump you’re not important enough to get away with your crimes

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Is it me or do all the anti Labour/starmer posts just seem like you’ve let uncle Albert explain how to pilot a submarine? Retarded defensive and inept. @Conservatives

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@danwootton Fact check: Labour has had no influence over the economy for over a decade, and you’re a humongous bellend

[The Mighty Honk 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @FfHonk]

@THEJamesWhale The public vote will show you that he’s answering questions but the bizarre minority of spastics that live in fake Islam baiting and sucking off pensioners because they got Brexit over the line just don’t hear the responses. This will be a landslide

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@THEJamesWhale Did he win the last year or two or has he been a hopeless fuckwit?

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@Jimmycoolname @alandoh90773863 @WorldByWolf @Nigel_Farage @GOVUK That’s exactly what was happening during eu membership. Lots of educated migrants (including Muslims) and lots of applicants rejected because they weren’t asylum seekers or needed. This govt definitely hates foreigners but their immigration policies aren’t tough and don’t work

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@Nigel_Farage It looks pretty good for Labour as well. No plan > Islamophobia. On the bright side the Tories are incompetent so you will probably nick a few seats. Honk

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@michaelgove Amazingly closing all the legal routes means a surplus of unwanted immigrants. Tories take a bow for all the things you created that Labour don’t have a plan on how to fix. This is getting very tiresome

[The Mighty Honk 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 @FfHonk]

If Labour want to tax me more I’d gladly welcome it. This country is in the shitter and if the tax increase is for higher earners then it might help to fix this broken dog mess that the Tories have imposed on us, as well as protecting those on lower incomes

[Gillian Keegan @GillianKeegan]

You name it, Labour will tax it #ITVDebate

Official HM Treasury costings show that Labour have a £38.5 billion blackhole in their policies – the equivalent of £2,094 in taxes on working families

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@RishiSunak Uncertain times? You’ve been in charge for ages. Surely these are epoch defining good times