Fictional Friends

@FFIplease

Fast. Fun. Filthy. Bringing you improv every week!

Grand Rapids, MI

Joined August 2016

20 Following

10 Followers

12 Posts

over 9 years ago

🎵I'm so vain, I always know the song is about me 🎵

almost 10 years ago

My mom was right. I am special.

almost 10 years ago

I sort of have a grasp on what I'm doing on a day to day bases.

almost 10 years ago

I talk about farts way too openly. #reasonswhyimsingle

almost 10 years ago

They call me Broadway. Wherever I go I put on a show.

almost 10 years ago

Person: "It's so nice to meet you!" My first thought: "How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm a terrible person."

almost 10 years ago

Hitler with cancer. The ultimate skinhead.

almost 10 years ago

Paint me like one of your dank memes

almost 10 years ago

I'm the best at being humble.

almost 10 years ago

almost 10 years ago

I just stepped on about 4 sidewalk cracks. Can someone check on my mom please?

almost 10 years ago

What's up twittersphere?! We're here to give you diarrhea! Shit. I mean jokes... #pun #firsttweet