Hohfeld's clone

Squidward's tiki land

[Hohfeld's clone @FFreeElf_]

Koma ndine waulesi

[Prince Stevens @princestevens1]

Kutenga ndalama, kugula zovala, kusamba, kuvala, kupita koyenda, wina amvekere sindinatchene, ine nkumadandaula? You people have very low self-esteem which I don’t have. Munthu I don’t even listen to myself, how do you expect me to listen to you?

[King Tau @geoftau]

Constantly criticizing the very profession you claim to be part of doesn’t make you look sharp, it makes you come across as a bitter and unsuccessful professional #WhotheCapFits

[OSBMTS @Djvngxbawa]

Only IT niggas agree. That sums up Malawian tech. It’s really about bigging each other up over things that make no difference in anybody’s life.

[Cowgirl Lisa wa Protocol & Kushubula Rich Daddy @mels896]

Who was it that said MW tech bros just create apps and then look for problems to fit the app???
I hate you man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Hohfeld's clone @FFreeElf_]

Amapanga offer LLB pano boss

[Street Lawyer @ElenimoC]

Secondary school graduates, with subjects like Social Studies and Geography fresh in their heads and zero understanding of any profession, will gleefully apply for Commercial Law at MUBAS. Oh, the stupidity

[Lazaneer @Woodxinho]

"Hi come to Blantyre you'll stay at mine/we will stay at Bonifant"
"Send transport money"
Sends — arrives — have sex

If anyone reads sex trafficking into that, they have no business seeing the four walls of a courtroom

[𝕬𝖑𝖕𝖍𝖆 𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖎𝖔𝖓 🕋 @AlphaLegion101]

Muslim Twitter version of marriage

Wife: “I’m craving some green tea”

Husband:” according to Abu ibn scooby doo it’s not wajib to buy you green tea”.

[Malika 🧬 @malikules]

atheism leaving my body with every new Pope tweet

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Mfs calling this a difference of opinions LMAO

[Rudiger Smoot @YanksAfterDark]

ACB and FIA aren’t doing enough to investigate these women. I need MRA to step up. What kind of taxable profits from businesses selling Wadawada can afford these lifestyles. Are they taxed? If not ama need SARS to step in at this point

[Ndaba Genesis Lungu @ndabalungu]

This has always been my take. Ati akutsuka ndalama 😂😂😂. In a country where you can deposit half a bill cash without many questions, or where you can buy truckloads of produce or a G wagon in cash, there is no need to “launder” anything. We are an informal cash society already.

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

My deal to marry Zendaya is 95% done. The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on telling her and getting her to accept.

[(deedee) Inigo Montoya Kinnie era 🇵🇷🇩🇴🔪 @deedeevertigo]

This is the boys she's going to have white chicken wings.

[Linga @Khonfucius]

She searched for a port that sounds like a Chichewa name. I hope the blesser is from Mangochi otherwise it sounds painful.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Conservative accounts when they don't have their bot farms to back them up.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

my dick trying to get hard after 47 beers.

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

"Robin A-Train Campbell, you are named after the two bravest people I ever knew..."

[Hohfeld's clone @FFreeElf_]

Prophet brohammed

[↯ precious basketcase ↯ @yourcolorsrun]

The Boys has never been about Trump. The season was written well in advance of Trump's theatrics and decline.
Trump's descent into becoming a caricature is not The Boys' fault