"The presence of brown, runny human excreta with flies buzzing around it on the plate served to me by a restaurant raises serious questions about its presentation, hygiene and best practices. My jollof rice is at stake here!"
Una still dey speak plenty grammar with people that are not speaking English with you.
E say na "our democracy is at stake." Which yeye democracy do we have? Is our president democratically elected? Which election did he win?
Whenever una tire for all this performance artistry sha.
My Brother bought a 55-inch Hisense VIDAA Smart TV for ₦180k and a soundbar for ₦45k from a guy relocating to Canada urgently.
The guy even gave him the original receipts. Talk of gadgets of over ₦1.2M
I visited my Brother yesterday, I meet him watching Netflix like a billionaire for ₦225k. 😂
Sometimes, the best showroom is somebody's emergency.✌🏽️
@abalu_uthman Same thing myself and my guy was saying on phone just. Whatever educational level most Nigerians are getting. The end is for their pocket.
I don't know if it's only me, but it appears that Peter Obi has more momentum and support this time than in the previous election.
Especially from the Northern part of Nigeria.
Am I hallucinating?
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N1 million per student per year is the honest price of a functional Nigerian public university in 2026. The subsidy that has kept it lower for a decade is why the library ceiling still leaks. Say the number, then price the scholarships to close the gap for the students who need them.
Fisayo Soyombo is the journalist David Hundeyin thinks he is.
If David had gone on that journey, the article would be marred by endless talk about how the West, the CIA and Mossad are influencing the traffickers abusing African migrants.