My fellow Americans, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as First Gato for the remainder of my term. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Doug Emhoff to be the nominee for FGOTUS this year.
A message from the @FGOTUS to the @FLOTUS... All lies. You’ve brought nothing but disgrace to this country. You contributed nothing of moral and ethical significance when living in the office. You’re complicit and your name means nothing. That’s how you will be remembered.
So ecstatic right now, did I take too much catnip?! Great job America, we’ve saved this country from further destruction by @realDonaldTrump. Congratulations to @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris!
Will @realDonaldTrump's hypothetical wall include a scratching surface? Preferably something with fabric, not that cardboard crap. I believe he needs to tack on another $1 billion, else the wall is pointless.