She Said

I am not the real fhqwgts.

[She Said @Fhqwgts]

#asknasa My 9yo wants to know what the astronauts eat on the ISS

[John Nichols @NicholsUprising]

Riddle me this: If we don’t need the #SaferAtHome order that Republicans are challenging in the #WisconsinsSupremeCourt, then why are the justices staying clear of the courtroom and hearing arguments via Zoom?

[Mandela Barnes @TheOtherMandela]

People mistake inconvenience for oppression, and what that does is minimize the real pain and historical trauma that actually oppressed communities deal with. That's what we call privilege.

[She Said @Fhqwgts]

My neighbors are not physically distancing, so I stress baked this today and I regret nothing: https://t.co/GrQaGb7QfY

[She Said @Fhqwgts]

Bahahahaha. 🤣

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany: "I will never lie to you. You have my word on that."

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

It is a beautiful portmanteau that combines 'hungry' with 'angry.' Its first use, amazingly, was in 1918, making it slightly older than Betty White!

[She Said @Fhqwgts]

@PointPeleeNP From December 2019

[She Said @Fhqwgts]

I know what I’m doing tomorrow evening!

[Quizmaster Trivia @The_Quizmaster]

@WTMJSteve @620wtmj All the bars are closed but the quiz must go on!

For all those stuck at home find something mentally stimulating... play virtual trivia tonight from the safety of your own home!

Find details and registration info here:

https://t.co/M2kyvfnjux

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

So...what if we just never bring back handshakes? I mean, I’m cool with that.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

What does 6 ft. look like?

#SocialDistancing

[America's Hitler @lookpark]

Thank you Simon and @RollingStone for letting me blab incoherently for a bit

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Wisconsin Primary Voters Receive ‘I Voted’ Gravestones https://t.co/9oy10KTQo1

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

PSA for parents of young kids:
MOM SHAMING YOURSELF DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC IS WHERE I MUST DRAW THE LINE.
You know what “TV TIME” is during the corona? Tv time is ALLLL THE TIMES. ALL THE TIMES. ALL.
Full Family Meeting: https://t.co/SuO9N9E5Xe
#GetUntamed

[Mandela Barnes @TheOtherMandela]

Good morning and welcome to the Shit Show! Today’s episode has been produced by the Supreme Court and directed by the incomparable Speaker and Senate Majority leader duo.

Buckle up, this one’s sure to disappoint!

[Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez]

In the middle of the coronavirus pandemic, THIS is the line for in person voting as the polls open for Election Day in Wisconsin. #COVID19 #ElectionDay

[She Said @Fhqwgts]

Sad news. https://t.co/GCRE45q35i

[Jenny Lawson @TheBloggess]

Dear anyone working the front lines to keep people safe and fed and alive: Thank you.

Dear anyone doing everything they can to limit contagion: I love you.

Dear anyone struggling: You are not alone.

Dear anyone still acting cavalier about this: Fuck all the way off.

[Daniel Radosh @danielradosh]

It's genuinely insane that from country to country, and now from state to state, every single hotspot says "We should have acted earlier" while every place that hasn't been hit yet says, "But we don't have to act now because it's not a problem here."

[She Said @Fhqwgts]

This quote made me so happy.

[NPR @NPR]

"I offer NRA leaders my thoughts and prayers as our organization prepares to outspend and outwork them yet again this election season," said Shannon Watts, the founder of the gun control advocacy group @MomsDemand.
https://t.co/RslK4ml63k

[@publichealthmdc @PublicHealthMDC]

Keep your social distancing game strong because it’s working! In general, as time goes on, our contact investigations are showing that people who've tested positive have fewer high risk contacts outside the home. Read our recommendations: https://t.co/aQqSnM0kLQ