Futility in Action

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@adultswim This really hurts. We had just released the first episode of our podcast featuring George Lowe as the fake guest celebrity host. And then we lost him for realsies.
Your comedy and heart-warming voice acting will live on forever in memory. Rest in peace, you sexy man, you.

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@GLoweOfficial Captain Beefy, I'm a huge fan. I had no idea that "King Slumlord of Lakeland Florida" bit had any truth to it (the FL part, not the slumlord part). I'm from there.
Please let us know what your official Instagram and/or Blue Sky Social handles will be.

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@elonmusk This photo depicts the origins of "The Stupid Baby Fund."

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@elonmusk South Africans telling us that they know all about politicians from Florida.
That's like me telling everyone about how great Thabo Mbeki is/was.

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Does posting negative stuff about Elon Musk automatically get you shadow-banned as a bot now on "X"?
Thanks a lot #JackDorsey you sell-out mutha-fucka, you. You got a big mouth on ya, bud.

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@adrizia4u I just want Pokemon cards, ya know?

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@rbcp @snowplowshow You will continue to be the guiding light for the prank call community, as we should all continue to use "masturbate" as a transitive verb in reference to "horses," even if it's grammatically and politically incorrect (sorry, Mrs. Davis).

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@rbcp Hey Brad, I still love you and your show and I always will, maybe not as much as that "Brown Theresa" chick. Is it true that she married King Richard after Olga eloped with John Stamos?
@madhouse @MadHouseLive

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@rbcp But seriously... I saw what that guy said about you on the reddit machine the other day... It's not true. Keep being yourself. Carlito was special and he can't replicated so we shouldn't try.

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@elonmusk Here's my cooooooooooode, @Blizzard_Ent You just run it on your machine, Elon, it's not malware, I promise. It just injects DLLs into World of Warcraft and then uses it to mine Ethereum or something, idk. BUT SERIOUSLY WATCH THE VIDEO, JACKASS.

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@TaraBull808 Methamphetamine. Oh, you said WITHOUT DRUGS.
Woops.

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@RealAlexJones How are you still allowed to use the internet?

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@BehemothBand Can your social media manager please confirm or deny that you are no longer coming to Denver, CO on Sept. 23?
For some reason I was a sold a ticket to this event, and now @StubHub is not acknowledging that the show no longer or never existed in the first place. Dziękuję!

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@BehemothBand @summerbreeze97 @JakeOwensPhoto Yo any details on the cancelled Colorado tour date for your 2023 tour with Danzig, Twin Temple, etc?

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@catchmekarmaa I gotta pay myself? How's that gonna work...

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@RobSanders56 Sounds about right. "Hey could you guys share my web-comic with your friends?" *crickets*

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@BehemothBand Hi, do you guys have any information about what happened with your show at @gothictheatre in CO?
Is that rescheduled or will you not be playing in CO? Just wondering because I bought tickets somehow and am trying to figure out what to do.
Thank you for any info!

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@CaseyBohio $GME

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@wiseconnector I don't have any. Do I win a prize?
Too many people have tattoos. It used to be kinda cool. Now everyone and their boomer Mom has a slew of tattoos.
But if you have @JohnStamos tattooed across your face, back, and chest, then I'd be impressed.

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@munsing @TitFoilTheory Looking for Group The Frozen Throne? This financial lingo is always whooshing over my head. 😛