tina

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[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

I would grill that child the finest steak she had ever apprehended you turgid dumbass https://t.co/8RpuYXkuze

[tina @fIameboy]

bein a media major and actually makin content was...fun.....where'd that go

[tina @fIameboy]

lotta unseen twerking happens in my bedroom ill tell y'all that much

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

THE STATE OF THE ONION IS FRIED BREADED AND DELERCIUS.

[tina @fIameboy]

on days when i can commit myself to bein fully vegan ya know, it really come out the same way it go in

[tina @fIameboy]

teach: who wanna be group leader?
me: ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[tina @fIameboy]

if one more bean falls out of my taco...im really been tested

[tina @fIameboy]

name a night where I'm not crying and screaming tiny dancer i dare u

[tina @fIameboy]

dad watching beauty and the beast: they sing and dance all the time but somebody needs to harvest the potatoes

[tina @fIameboy]

@EmilyAnnTigger lmao she's boycotting it bc of their bathroom gender policies

[tina @fIameboy]

some old lady went through my line today at work and spoke to me about how she boycotting target....i am just.....so tired

[tina @fIameboy]

wow mamma mia really is THAT movie

[tina @fIameboy]

okay but the family on little house on the prairie was a ...real family....right?

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

Me

[tina @fIameboy]

me after I shave

[tina @fIameboy]

"how's school?"

[tina @fIameboy]

can't wait to be 25 and unstoppable

[tina @fIameboy]

mom: what's with men and these ugly mustaches

[tina @fIameboy]

dad watching enchanted: absolutely loving it