MaddeningMeddler

Everybody needs a couple fingers to push them down the right sewer don’t they?
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[America's Most Vaunted @stillvaunted]

Libs are seething because, deep down, they know they could never pull something like this off since they're not allowed to do anything that isn't a celebration of Martin Luther King and/or AIDS.

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

Space X was literally sued by the Biden administration because there are exactly 0 immigrant visa workers there.

You know why? Because it’s a government contractor making weapons technology.

[Überkierkegaard @UberKierk]

It's the same for girls who signal you to approach them, only to reject you and tell about it afterwards to everyone. It increases their feeling of power. This is natural among those who are inflicted with a poverty of spirit

[Joe B @AstroJoeB]

Jesus: “it’s like an orchid seed, which is the smallest of all seeds on earth”

1st century Judean farmers: “what the hell is an orchid?”

[Fugitive Caesar @ThomBrady5]

In all seriousness, Trump can win the "War on Drugs" by treating it as a military operation, and he's going to reveal to the American people that 50+ years of neocon military foreign policy was always DISHONEST and CORRUPT.

[Just Loki @LokiJulianus]

On the 6th year of his reign and 80th year of his life, the American Caesar settled a skirmish with the Parthians and hosted a circus maximus on the lawn of his estate. Much rejoicing was had, although consternation was felt among his enemies, wretched dogs that they are ...

[bumbadum @bumbadum14]

Never forget that if Kamala had won our 250th anniversary would’ve been a year long lecture from slightly off-White corpo girl bosses and gay black women

[RAH-66 COMANCHE @rah_66_comanche]

This is literally what happens in the World War Z novel btw.

[Andrew Follett @AndrewCFollett]

We forget that the Civil Rights movement loathed NASA and were a big factor in ending the Apollo program.

The Southern Christian Leadership Conference’s marchers even lined up mules near the gates to the Kennedy Space Center on July 15, 1969.

[MaddeningMeddler @FibbingFlamer]

@FeelsGuy2003 Find one real life Christian that explicitly wants to protect our traditions or race I’ll wait.

[MaddeningMeddler @FibbingFlamer]

@BamaSaltyMarine So expensive. Give them the prison goy block.

[Mikey NohMore @MikeyNohMore]

Gojo is a talented tailor, has a hobby that perfectly jives with Marin's, is conventionally attractive, and is 6'1 (as a Japanese teenager).

Only reason he's not already popular with girls is because the (female) author needs him to be an outcast for the sake of the story.

[Prometheus @CaribbeanRythms]

They fear the right so much man it’s incredible.

[bendell werry 🌲 @bendellwerry]

The President isn’t supposed to be Jesus, he is supposed to be Caesar.

Please try to think clearly.

[Elias🌲𓌏▌ @EliasofNE]

This might be the biggest cope I’ve ever seen

[MaddeningMeddler @FibbingFlamer]

@pelagiusreborn Yeah I got a lil big too

[Teortaxes▶️ (DeepSeek 推特🐋铁粉 2023 – ∞) @teortaxesTex]

The fact that Mongolia exists at all, as a sovereign nation, is one of the strangest aspects of the modern globe. A single schizo's glorious legacy

[Patrick Casey @restoreorderusa]

Liberals will hate on the TPUSA halftime show but then try to act like this is the coolest shit ever

[Seku @Badbud007]

modern-day dating has become miserable and is more of a humiliation ritual than love.

Look at his texts and the misery in his life. He tried to put in his best effort and begged for forgiveness, but instead of forgiving him, she posted it on the internet to validate herself.

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

They're basically just torturing him.