Fictional Wit

Make it up as you go along.
Stay sharp.
Reality is slipping away from us, so hang on and enjoy the ride.

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@CharlesMullins2 Your face when you realize there is an ancient civilization that lives in a glass bubble under the ocean but it's only felt like 3 weeks to them.

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@AnimalGeoLife Bro is setting up for the air drop

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@mexitalianbeef Joel McHale's era was peak

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@ShitpostGate

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@LionOfUldah Some people can't handle all that flavor

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@Fascinate_Hist 2006 was 20 years ago

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@SWEchoes

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@StarWarsNewsNet @VanityFair Imagine the possibilities

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@Brettdasovic

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@VanityFair "Hey Heeeeeey"

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@CultureCrave @VanityFair We're not ready for this level of terror

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@MariaMa65322793 bruh

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An ankle monitor for the 21st century

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Microsoft has unveiled Scout, a next-generation AI agent that turns Copilot into a persistent assistant for Windows 11.

Unlike traditional AI assistants that only respond when asked, Scout runs continuously in the background and maintains context across multiple apps.

Currently, Scout is available only for internal Microsoft use and a limited group of organizations through the Frontier private preview program. It is powered by OpenClaw technology.

I’m just looking for how to remove this completely. Will share details soon.

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@douga111www 🦆🌕🧑‍🚀

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@SpacedExplained

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@nocontextscats Security Guard yelling over the intercom in the background. [0:04]

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@etginlik

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@amazingmap limited historical use

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@Shunkiroth Only a dinosaur of power can rightly steer the course of civilization. And in this land of creeping mendacity, that one truth will prove its salvation.

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@king_of_games34 Best deal in gaming