Fictitious Musical Journal

Renowned musicians praising less well known ones. As the name suggests, all the “quotes” are fabricated, made up purely for fun but with respect.

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“When I heard Beyond Human for the first time,” says Phil Collins about the new @Binauralspace album, “I said: Something’s in the air tonight.”

“I’m no easy lover,” Phil goes on, “but I loved Beyond Human immediately, and I knew I wanted to spend one more night listening to it.”

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Modern Talking were formed by Dieter Bohlen & Thomas Anders.

This Germany's most successful pop duo has had a number of hit singles, reaching the Top 5 in many countries.

They still like each other 21 years after they disbanded, so… reunion on the horizon perhaps? 🤔🤞

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“Grey, Benson & Button are great,” says Taylor Swift about her cats.

“But the cats on @cattempermeow albums are even better. ‘Rage’ is doper, ‘84’ cooler, and ‘Moon’ more badass. I have a love story with CT’s albums, I know them all too well, and there’s no blank space in them.”

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“This is what music of the future will sound,” says Jean-Michel Jarre about @BinauralSpace’s new album Beyond Human.

“Listening to the album feels like a rendez-vous with oxygen between magnetic fields during the equinox; a geometry of love – not just a revolution: all of them!”

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Listen and get Beyond Human here:

https://t.co/EpR5UO7ten

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“This is what music of the future will sound,” says Jean-Michel Jarre about @BinauralSpace’s new album Beyond Human.

“Listening to the album feels like a rendez-vous with oxygen between magnetic fields during the equinox; a geometry of love – not just a revolution: all of them!”

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“Tipentap Seize the Day helps me achieve my goals. It helps me relax. It helps me sleep.”

“@tipentap has always made most soothing music – with Tipentap Seize the Day it’s also the coolest one.”

“Thanks to Tipentap Seize the Day I finally know how to enjoy life. How to live.🙏”

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“I’m in awe,” says Richard Clayderman about @BinauralSpace’s new album, ‘Felt Piano Night’ and goes on:

“To be a below-average player but to create such beauty! You can absolutely enjoy your artistic passion without seeking for the cult of celebrity.”

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“Imagine my Murder on the Orient Express but without the ridiculous mustache and with @alphachromeyayo’s All Aboard as a soundtrack,” dreams Kenneth Branagh and goes on:

“I would kill for shots of the train going through beautiful sceneries with ‘Momiji Tunnel’ playing.”

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“With beats like @HopkirkBeats made for Tipentap & Chill” says MC Hammer,
“I’d be richer and more famous than HellBoy & Ye together!”

“Brilliant, yet upbeat and cute,” MC Hammer goes on praising Hopkirk. “Perhaps even better than the original material.”

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Today it is Steve Vai’s 62nd bday.

Steve is a Grammy-winning guitarist featured in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City which he plays on his Sony Vaio.

His idols are Alpha Chrome Vaio @alphachromeyayo, @cattempermeow and his teacher & look-alike, Joe Satriani.

Happy birthday Stevai!

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“When I heard an @alphachromeyayo track I had the impression this mighty messenger could play guitar really well,” says Steve Vai for FMJ.

“Then I attended his Black Tie Blowout and saw him with my own eyes commanding his axe like a true guitar hero.”

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@bobgeldoffans @BinauralSpace Hello Irene, don’t mind me, it’s just a joke – this whole account is sort of based on it. :-) Btw, I saw Bob live in Prague back in the 90’s and it was fun. Unforgettable in a few aspects. Liked the show a lot. Take care!

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Synthfam’s #comp4ukraine albums, Blue and Yellow & Yellow and Blue, released on @BinauralSpace, touched my heart,” says Bob Geldof (70) and adds:

“If only we had social media back in the 80s! Imagine the success of Live Aid with twitter – I might’ve gotten the Nobel!” [chuckles]

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“I discovered @heartscore through his string quartet arrangements,” says Chad Smith of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers for FMJ, “but I stayed for his drumming.”

“Where has he been all my life? Under the bridge? His Leds covers feel like Bonham himself came back from the otherside.”

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“We love @Shazzaiya,” confess Daft Punk to FMJ.

“Seffi’s harder, better, faster, stronger than us – her music was an instant crush. Her actually having our Discovery album on vinyl was a wonderful discovery 2 years ago. Plus she LOVES pandas – and we made a hit with Panda Bear!”

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@cattempermeow 😂 Pawsitive ones!

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“Cat Temper should have made [the music for] Cat People,” said Georgio Moroder for FMJ.

“I’d love to hear Mike’s music in Neverending Story, Flashdance or Eraserhead. When I listen to @cattempermeow’s songs I feel like we’re together in electric dreams.”

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