mopmom

do u think Jesus could slice the turd in the bowl with his piss stream? i think so.

[mopmom @Ficus_Hibiscus]

@nocontextmemes Surprised non of them are self immolating

[Chris @OneyNG]

the future is incredible

[vic @friccvicc]

oh my fucking god i just remembered in highschool i had a class with a boy who had just broken up with me and we were playing kahoot and all of a sudden my screen said i was behind someone whose name was “i messed up” IM CRYING

[mopmom @Ficus_Hibiscus]

Irony

[mopmom @Ficus_Hibiscus]

My car makes me cry, it’s engine is the song I love, and all the other shit is just stuff for pansies 😤

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

what ever man

[beetle moses @beetlemoses]

Gay frogs

[KaguraDanchie @DNCHI77]

This tiktok is how I found out Shakira is going to jail for tax fraud

[tia @califortia]

this is a crazy advertisement

[mopmom @Ficus_Hibiscus]

@lai_lette @Starbucks I’d just be like “yeah your company don’t mean shit compared to my dog. Find yourself someone to cover my shift for life cuz u ain’t seeing me again dipshit”

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

If you're a real Juul smoker you know you gotta get that thing outta your mouth when you fart or else the whole pod's ruined

[mopmom @Ficus_Hibiscus]

@MiguelVasquez3D Reminds me of like a psychic pebbles pic

[mopmom @Ficus_Hibiscus]

@XavierGordon20 @Kimota1977 Bot????

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

let’s go girls

[mopmom @Ficus_Hibiscus]

@KnowNothingTV The second one: we were raised in this easy world, that’s why we wouldn’t last. Also you look at fuckin NYC and tell me that’s better than what was there before.

[Mark Rapien @MarkRapien]

So cool to get a rainbow and lightning in one shot!

[mada$y 💞 @madasyyyy]

me smoking by myself: “Damn my turn again?”