fiddles

I tweet as if no one's watching.

[fiddles @Fiddlibrium]

@oliHas40436 انا كزول مغترب، حتى قبل الحرب كنت شايف إن الأنفال وغيرها من السوبر مركتات الكبيرة في الخرطوم غالية بشكل جنوني.

الناس بتلقى قروش للحاجات دي كيف اليومين ديل مع الخراب الاقتصادي الحاصل بعد الحرب؟

على اي حال، تطور كويس

[fiddles @Fiddlibrium]

You can tell how mentally unstable a person is by gauging how much they care about their birthday.

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I still find it really weird that diddy's punishment was being sent to a place filled with men that can't escape.

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@yellowparenti Nailed it.

America is just squid game applied on a national level.

Because the possibility of escape is there (albeit remote), people will compete against their own interests instead of organizing to change the game itself.

[fiddles @Fiddlibrium]

I have this weird theory that Lamine Yamal would play better if he sagged his pants less.

[FCB World @forcabarca_ar]

❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂

[fiddles @Fiddlibrium]

90% of the world's super wealthy are literal pedophiles.

[Sadaf @sadofxd]

Do not even go near Zina. It destroys your eman, blocks your rizq and kills your soul.

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Can't wait till I'm powerful enough in a corporate environment to mandate a no shoes, no socks policy for my female colleagues.

[fiddles @Fiddlibrium]

@us6uwana مأساة الرجل الابيض 💔

الله يعينه

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I hate Elon so much, but I refrain from attacking him on X because he could ruin me by revealing my likes.

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Screw AI and crypto, I want to invest in an index fund that tracks the semen value of the top 20 racing horses in the world.

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@us6uwana LOL, wow! This legend also widely circulates in Sudan, except cop is Jordanian in the versions I've heard.

3abbas is code in Sudan for police.

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@us6uwana I live in ATL and have found 0 Bahrainis and 0 all you can eat Irani kabob spots.

You're making me want to move....

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Normalize giving adults bibs at restaurants when they order soups and noodles!!

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@us6uwana Welcome 🇺🇸

US customs is confusing like that. You're either waved right through with 0 issues, or on the next plane to Guantanamo Bay. There is no middle lol.

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Why tf is every Sudani girl in America named Sara El-Hassan?!?!?!

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You ever eat at a Jewish deli so good you start supporting the Abraham accords?

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@methamphtameen Had a ratchet cousin marry one, and the guy started praying 5x a day, got his finances together, health got better, outlook on life became more optimistic.

No better medicine honestly.

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English is such a rich and versatile language.

For example, in Arabic we have no equivalent of the word "freak-off"

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Is it gay that I'm slightly annoyed that I've never been hit on by a gay guy?

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@us6uwana This is terrifying!