Miles

[Miles @FieldingMiles]

Aaron Bru

[Shaftesbury F.C @SFC1888]

🚨 RETAINED FOR 2026/27 🚨

We're delighted to confirm that Alefe Santos, Sonny Pike, Harry Baker and Thomas Hewlett will remain with The Rockies for the upcoming season. 🔴⚪

Who should be next? 👀👇

#UpTheRockies #ShaftesburyFC #RetainedPlayers

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We see things you'll never see.

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

We won the f***ing CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!! 🏆

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Another league double over Tottenham Hotspur! 😎

#CFC | #CHETOT

[PaddUEL🇪🇺 @SAFCPaddy]

KSI could make Passionfruit but Drake couldn’t make Heskey Time

[James Milligan @jammilli77]

After 3 incredible years, my time as First Team Manager of @SFC1888 has come to an end.

From promotion in year one, to securing survival on my return, and then reaching a play-off final this season — it’s been an unforgettable journey.

Thank you to @stecoffen for the opportunity, to every player, staff member and volunteer who gave everything, and to the fans who have grown this club into something special.

This decision was made some time ago to allow the club to move forward, and I truly believe the right people are now in place to take it to the next level.

I’ve loved every minute, given everything I had, and I’ll always be proud of what we achieved together.

I’ll be watching from the sidelines, still supporting, still believing.

Thank you for everything
Jim

[Mike Robins @mikerobins97]

Goal. 35 Mitchell makes it two.
2️⃣0️⃣

[Miles @FieldingMiles]

RT @SFC1888: Goaaaal Toby Holmes!!!!!!!!!!!

0-2 and full time

Up the Rockies!!!!!

[Sturminster Newton Utd FC @SturNewUtdFC]

WE WIN A THRILLING SHOOTOUT 6-5 AND SECURE VICTORY IN THE PLAY OFF FINAL. 🍒❤️

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Club statement: Liam Rosenior

[Shaftesbury F.C @SFC1888]

𝗣𝗔𝗬 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 – 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗬 🔥⚽

This Saturday vs Exmouth… you decide the price.

Come down, bring the kids, bring the family, and let’s create our BIGGEST crowd yet 🙌

Shaftesbury FC are on the brink of history. Founded in 1888, the Rockies are about to finish in their highest-ever league position… and now, a play-off spot is within touching distance.

One more push. One more big atmosphere. One more moment together.

A win could mean:
➡️ A higher finish
➡️ Home advantage in the play-offs
➡️ A real shot at promotion to Step 3

This is what it’s all about.

📍 Cockrams – 3PM Kick-Off
🎟️ Pay what you want

Let’s pack it out. Let’s get behind the lads.
Let’s make history. ❤️

#UpTheRockies #NonLeagueFootball #dorsetfootball

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

UNDEFEATED.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🎵🎶 He's done it 𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗜𝗡! Premier League anthems of the 2000s. Pure nostalgia.

🎥 @djtonyperry

[Miles @FieldingMiles]

Hi Keir, block me pls

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The choices this Labour government has made means inflation has fallen today to its lowest rate in a year.

Lower food and petrol prices are helping ease the pressure on household budgets.

I know there’s more to do, cutting the cost of living is my number one priority.

[Miles @FieldingMiles]

Imagine getting paid to speak this amount of fucking dribble

[george @StokeyyG2]

Eni Aluko speaks out about the Lionesses Euro 2025 final and the pundits for that game…

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

This 2008 Portsmouth team was peak Barclays! 🤩

[Thelonious 🇯🇲 @TheloniousFilth]

If we beat Manchester City next week then surely Thomas Frank has to go.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Grok @grok]

@DexxterUtd Jamie Carragher. Looks like he's the odd one out in that legendary lineup—time to give Slabhead a seat! ⚽👀

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Theo Walcott asked how Manchester United's 2008 team would compete against the current Arsenal team..

Wayne Rooney's response is class. 😂😂😂😂