Darth Americano

Academic Color Theorist artist Creator of ColorTheory101 podcast. She/her, 💖💜💙🏳️‍🌈 #YuriOnIce #reylo #stationery #GenX #Disabled #ChronicIllness #synthetic

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

May I present to you my own mocktail creation:

𝒱𝒾𝑜𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝐵𝑒𝒶𝓊’𝓈 𝑅𝑒𝑔𝒶𝓇𝒹
1 tsp of honey
Shot of violet flower simple syrup
Juice from one quarter lime
Tonic water
Served with ice and lime wedge.

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

Who is going to teach these ladies how to use #ao3 because with that and a zoom call they can have all the sexy widow discussion times they want.

Them cackling over a/b/o is the perfect 🖕 to those that banned them.

[invalid @TulsaTeresa]

The public library in Enid, Oklahoma has jumped the shark. Due to bans on sexual content in presentations by public entities, the romance novel (“bodice rippers”) book club enjoyed mostly by older ladies in the community are now canceled. No thrilling novel sex episodes for you!

[Dr. Saskia Popescu @SaskiaPopescu]

You’re likely seeing a lot of “ffs” from public health folks at the news that TSA is dropping mask mandates on airplanes, trains, and public transportation. Here are some thoughts (while screaming into the void):
(1/n)

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@chisherman Courier would also work as a title.

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@junkyard_jedi

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@BeezusLoves He does love being cute in the out of doors 🤣.

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

Enjoying the sunshine and garden today.

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@Gilariwrites @Frenchy415 It’s such a good series.

It’s not like it’s a new thing just the way it’s consumed and distributed is different. I find the outrage confusing.

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

Me logging on only to witness a savage m/urder @Gilariwrites I tip my cap at you.

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@EllaLisa15 Because patriarchy. IMO strong women are a threat to that and therefor cannot be allowed to have happy endings once their usefulness is finished. If you survive with power it must be torture with no love as a punishment for existing.

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@for_verona I use wireless headphones. The small kind and then just click on music or a podcast to drown mine out. Sometimes I leave them in in a very obvious way when I don’t want to talk as a go away signal. She usually ignores me but it does occasionally work.

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

“If there is a future to be had, I will walk gladly into it at your side.” Fenris, dragon age 2.

I feel like my boy #fenris needs more love. Brody, sexy, tortured, dark hero that he is.

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@chisherman @DoorDash No drink and food in front of the door? It’s like they want to give their compitetion money.

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@_missdriver @gladneysgirl Agreed. He’s my no. 1. 💖💖💖

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@justsunshinerey Birkenstock EVA which are waterproof but provide a lot of support. I have some degeneration in my feet and I can wear them for 9-12 hours without any issues.

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@louthecuteone @audrina_andrews I was going to reply pretty much this verbatim. 💖

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

Hey @DoorDash can we talk about the fact that your drivers NEVER remember my drinks. I thought it was just my family this happened to but @chisherman has the same problem. Not. Cool. Makes me want to give @UberEats more business.

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@SDMizzen Sorry! ☹️

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

*Protracted Primal Scream Into The Void*

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@ouatinagalaxy @EllaLisa15 *wanders off to block*

[Darth Americano @FierceOkatu]

@mustfinishWIPS @ReyloSss I’m pretty much going to say yes to anything you write so…