mallikarjuna kalika

nahin dekhne mujhe ganne ke khet

[mallikarjuna kalika @FieryGrilled]

If laughter is the best medicine, why is Navjot Singh Sidhu Sikh?

[arin @ArinVerma1910]

In 1905, Einstein published special relativity. In 1915, he published general relativity. Einstein was just trying to understand the universe.

But without Einstein's math, Google Maps would be wrong by 11 kms every single day.

Let me tell you why - this is very interesting :))

Your phone doesn't "talk" to GPS satellites. It only listens. Each satellite is broadcasting one thing, constantly: "I am satellite 'A', and it is currently 14:23:00.000000."

Your phone receives signals from 4 satellites simultaneously. Because light travels at a known speed, tiny differences in arrival time tell it exactly how far it is from each satellite.

'A' satellite tells you: you're somewhere on a sphere of radius 20,000 km.
'B' satellite: that sphere intersects another sphere - now you're on a circle.
'C' satellite: that circle intersects a third sphere - now you're at 2 points.
'D' satellite: eliminates the last ambiguity and only one point remains.

That's you!

Except there's a problem nobody thought about until Einstein.

The satellites are orbiting at 20,200 km altitude, moving at 14,000 km/h.

Two things happen to their clocks simultaneously:
- Special relativity: Moving clocks tick slower. At orbital velocity, the satellite clock loses 7.2 microseconds per day
- General relativity: Clocks in weaker gravity tick faster. At that altitude, gravity is weaker. The clock gains 45.9 microseconds per day.

Net effect: 45.9 - 7.2 = +38.7 microseconds per day.

In 38.7 microseconds, light travels 11.6 kilometers.

So without correction, the system would accumulate 11.6 km of error. Every single day. In a week, your navigation is useless.

The fix is one of the most elegant things in all of engineering.

Before each satellite launches, its atomic clock is physically tuned to tick slightly slower than it would on Earth - by exactly 38.7 microseconds per day.

Once in orbit, relativistic effects speed it back up. And it arrives at exactly the right rate.

Einstein's 1915 paper is baked into the hardware of your phone's navigation system.

The next time Google Maps routes you correctly, you're experiencing general relativity.

You just didn't know it.

[Sergey Alexashenko @SAlexashenko]

Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz.

https://t.co/mxaa226GUu

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Venezuela has oil.

Greenland has rare Earth minerals.

Luckily Iceland has only volcanoes, glaciers, and very average cricketers.

[Alexander Kristensen @LinkN01]

How can I short Teslas steering wheel supplier?

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf gon hit a pothole and get in a plane accident

[luder888 @luder8881]

@Jane_ahib Is that the same thing as the baked beans they serve on the next flight?

[Retired @iabhi0717]

GOD BLESS IAN BISHOP 🙏🙏🙏❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Ram Gopal Varma @RGVzoomin]

To be frank you are not a cinema LOVER sir , but u are a cinema FUCKER , because you FUCKED all of us FILM MAKERS by showing us how to really make CINEMA with your MAGNUM OPUS #KantaraChapter1 .. U pioneered a movement of DISRUPTION leading to CONSTRUCTION which basically means a NEW kind of FUCKING leading to a NEW BIRTH to a NEW KIND of CINEMA 🙏🙏🙏 and all of us concerned are having a CINEMATIC MEGA ORGASM 😘😘😘😍😍😍

[Lamist @lamist17]

Real

[Squid @heisthejoker]

How tf do an ID expire? I’m still the same nigga

[SMX 🇺🇸 @iam_smx]

When Elon Musk took a 12 seconds break before dropping the coldest comment in History.

"Offer me money, offer me power, I don't care, I'll say what I wanna say if the consequence of that is losing money so be it."

[Abhijit Iyer-Mitra @Iyervval]

Apparently Rajdeep, Anant, Raj Kamal & Mazoomdaar were never taught FUTURE TENSE & PAST TENSE at school. Honestly my dogs have higher English comprehension than these clowns.

DOGE “were going to be spent”

Brothel of Courage “let’s check already spent from 2022”

Thread 🧵

[Phunsuk Wangdu @Phunsukwangduji]

*Earth completes one revolution*

Humans for no reason :

[mallikarjuna kalika @FieryGrilled]

Why was Martin Guptill dropped?

The selectors were lack toes intolerant

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

Insane badminton!
Thought this will never end! 🔥

[Ric Flair® @RicFlairNatrBoy]

.@ImRo45 Taking A Page Out Of My Playbook! WOOOOO!

[Vivek Raju @vivekraju93]

Umm...pass. I don't think Bumrah would want this

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Beats a Porsche 911 while towing a 911

[Azhar Jafri @zhr_jafri]

When the bowler says Rohit Bhai out hai, review le lo 🥲