The Devil

No discrimination here. All are welcome.

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

"Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark" #Homesick

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

@marcfromchicago Sorry, my powers are limited.

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

@marcfromchicago Deal!

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

Rowdy Roddy Pipper has died. I challenge God to a steel cage match to see who gets him! #RIPHotRod #RoddyPiper

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

@QueenIdle You can add me to that list

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

#IfICouldTalkToGod ...Seriously though, thanks for bacon!!

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

#IfICouldTalkToGod ...Why are you #ghosting me? I know you're getting my messages!

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

@WeepingCheeto I appreciate you putting in a good word for me. That dude can hold a grudge!

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

@TheCuggsmeister Just saving the best for last.

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

If you don't vote, you can't bitch and I know how you all like to bitch. #vote

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

Jesus died for your sins. If you're not sinning then he died for nothing.

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

Tomorrow I will inspire women around the world to dress slutty. You're welcome.

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

If there actually was a God, Robin Williams would be alive and @rushlimbaugh would be here with me #RIPRobinWilliams

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

Live today as if it is your last day because for some of you, it is. #thereisnotomorrow

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

Archie Andrews has died. You're mine now Betty! #ArchieRIP #ArchieAndrews

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

@AngelaStarkey1 For the record, I do not kill people. I leave that to the vengeful, ego-driven deities. Besides, Mayall made me laugh.

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

Get out your Ouija Board. I'm taking questions.

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

Sin, Repent, Repeat

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

Despite what you may have heard, I have never been to Georgia.

[The Devil @FieryPitsofHell]

On the seventh day God rested. So, the All-Mighty with unlimited power needed a nap, really?!