FIFAGlobalPR

This page exists to get FIFA's message and mission statement out into the twitterverse!

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Ex-World Dictator seeks employment. Will consider downgrading position to President/Prime Minister. CV on request. Rgds, #Sepp

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Wait, has anyone seen Phillip? Phillip!? PHILLLLIIIIP!!?

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Who said we couldn't get Mandela to the closing ceremony? Yup, we own him too.

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It's almost over, Sepp is so distraught he ordered the highway closed so he can ride up and down in his Harley.

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We're starting to worry about Sepp, he's showing signs of withdrawals. it's going to be 4 years til he can take over another country.

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RT @gussilber: Breaking News: Paris Hilton to be charged with ambush marketing, because the official FIFA product is Coke.

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@BPglobalPR No need to thank us for arranging you a Vuvuzela concert. We global tyrants need to stick together http://tiny.cc/14l4i

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We do not approve of this 'BaGhana BaGhana' trend. If it isn't an official name, we haven't made merchandise for it. Stop at once #weownyou

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You tell them, Ivo. It's not FAIR! They can't disobey us! #sulk RT @IvoVegter So who made you a sovereign state, Nigeria?

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@barryroodt Because we make mo money off YouTube, duh. You'd think people would get it by now, sheesh.

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@justinspratt Oi, leave our site alone. You stick to sheep, we'll stick to football. #weownyou

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Sorry folks but Japan simply couldn't win, they remind us too much of those Asians making all the fake #worldcup merchandise

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@BPGlobalPR So, how do you feel now that your team's out of the World Cup. Shame man, you guys are having a REALLY bad month! hehe

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@Hoosen_Essack No, not even then. If one of Sepp's relatives did, maybe. We don't care about you, never forget that.

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Oh for pete's sake, we are not gonna implement goal line tech, will the #Eng press please just shut up! #weownyou

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This is your 1st (and only) warning @ToureX, fake retweets are ambush marketing, our agents will be at your house shortly #weownyou

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*sigh* now we have to gag the England press. It's only a goal if we say it is, capeesh?

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Don't mention the war. Seriously, it's considered ambush marketing so you'll get arrested. #weownyou

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We don't like it when the Dutch play, orange dresses are harder to spot in the crowd. #damnbavaria

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@GarethCliff Of course Emperor Sepp was behind Bafana's victory, how could you ever have doubted us? #weownyou