Fi🦒

Just living through every day as it comes.

[Chrissie Gillies @ChrissieRaasay]

@DavidsonMagnus A friend just got a response for her housing application to the @HighlandCouncil today - in 17 years, only one house on #Raasay has come up so she should consider Broadford, Kyleakin or Kyle.
In 96 HC wrote Raasay needed 50 houses built by 2011 - LSHA built 3 #HousingCrisis

[Abbey Freeman 👸🏽 @Abbey56518206]

I’m that person that will replace meals with packets of Crisps

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it’s gone

[El Club del Arte 🎨📷📚🖼🕍🎼 @Arteymas_]

El mejor disfraz

[Fi🦒 @Fifi_Bug]

@stephenfry That sir is pretty damn good (I’ve made coffees for ten years)

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

Lola - "Smile at ducks"

As far as I'm aware, there has been no scientific evidence that proves smiling at ducks doesn't create dopamine in the brain. It would be wise to follow Lola's instructions. Who knows perhaps they smile back. Lola enjoys ducks and life. Take her advice.

[Iona Ballantyne @IonaBallantyne]

1/11 The Piper Alpha memorial garden is being redesigned & rebranded by a charity which did not confirm it intentionally to the families involved before going ahead with their plans.

This is why it was such an important place for my late father, Bob Ballantyne - a survivor.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

If I leave a shop and the person has pissed me off, I google their store and see if they have Google Ads. If they do, I click as many times as possible on the advert, costing them money, until I've calmed down.

[Fi🦒 @Fifi_Bug]

Only cos it’s my number #MyTwitterAnniversary

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

The tech who did my breast ultrasound put gel on the wand and said "Here comes some warm jelly!" and started whoosh-whooshing it toward my boobs like an airplane. Then she stopped dead, mid-whoosh, blinked, and said "I'm sorry, I have twin toddlers, I am... fucking exhausted."

[Danielle ⚡️ @daniellemciver_]

Hermes rebranding as Evri is extremely appropriate cos there’s evri chance yer no getting yer parcel

[Fi🦒 @Fifi_Bug]

7 Years since we got a pic with McBusted and @mcflyharry picking his nose @mcflymusic @TomFletcher @DougiePoynter @itsDannyJones

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

🤪

[Fi🦒 @Fifi_Bug]

@KathFerries Garment fault falls under statutory rights so they might actually change them for you

[Fi🦒 @Fifi_Bug]

@KathFerries Drink lots of water get as much sun and take some vitamin d. Eat and rest. The rest you will have a better time dealing with x

[Fi🦒 @Fifi_Bug]

@Katlando1 Cut it into one again

[Fi🦒 @Fifi_Bug]

If anyone is bored go snoop my work page and get me brownie points plz x https://t.co/K4mGhn23Ao

#smallbusiness #bored #newwebsite #visitscotland #FacebookIsDown

[Fi🦒 @Fifi_Bug]

Do we all pretend that we still use Twitter all the time or?…