Mike V

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@ElliottAlmond @Athletics @MLS @SJEarthquakes Do it Columbus Crew style, then. Keep the Quakes in SJ with new owners and let them be an "expansion" team in Vegas.

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@ElliottAlmond @Athletics @MLS @SJEarthquakes Not even kinda funny. They already left once!

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@ariellec I am so jealous.

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@sjeq74 @fadedtoblack Shea Salinas last match at home.

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@ariellec @AppleTV Ok I need one.

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@ariellec @AppleTV Wait is that a whole ass ATV promo thing for MLS?

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@SomeCruzDude @NWSL2SJ #PRESS2SJ STILL NEEDS TO HAPPEN

[Mike V @FifthMike]

hot take alert.

Cade Cowell is good at soccer.

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@ariellec I'll be there the week before it opens 😕

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@ariellec I'm sorry. I just turned on the game. That's my fault.

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@stuholden McGlynn?

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@sjeq74 @JmooreQuakes @QuakesEpicenter @quakes_talk @robertjonas Tommy isn't on the spreadsheet for a roster spot and salary, but he's there listed on the depth chart.

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@robertjonas no columbus Barbasol kit? One of the best ever

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@MenInBlazers They waved it off because he stayed on his feet. He is obligated to fall down every time he scores, thus, no goal.

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@MattDoyle76 and the burnt ends. Best thing ever. Better than the ribs, even.

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@andrew_wiebe Pappy's BBQ.

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@ariellec ran out of shitty photoshops of other athletes in soccer gear?

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@andrew_wiebe Bring in @Jermainejunior let's get weird

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@ariellec Is that worse than sharing 1 account and using both names on it

[Mike V @FifthMike]

@KleinschmidtJD OK but I'm gonna