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@feelsdesperate Unironically... kind of, lol

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@CartoonsHateHer It’s why “Girls” works so well — polar opposite of this

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@MostlyMonkey I would just show up at a Ferrari dealership and buy thousands of cars, smash them with a golf club, and then buy thousands more cars

I’d do it every day

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@MidwestHedgie Powerful 🙏

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@CartoonsHateHer @ReubenR80027912 I think Ezra is very handsome!

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@Noahpinion I'm less woke than you and I kind of agree with this lol

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I half agree with you, but I think St Louis is underrated as a local economy

Edward Jones is a juggernaut, Boeing is a juggernaut, Budweiser, etc — plus all the lucrative-but-unglamorous banks & insurance companies that have been there for a million years

You can make really good money and then pay virtually nothing for housing on top of that

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@Noahpinion Unironically… kind of? They tend to be center-left by default, neoliberal on economic issues, etc

Definitely closer to Noah Smith than the median American voter

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@Noahpinion I met my wife on OKCupid!

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@shortbus_ace This tweet is how I learned the Moe’s in Penn Station closed in 2021

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@TAXSTONE

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@McFranchisee @DaveBondyTV @ChickfilA @McDonalds Do you have any insight into what percentage of orders involve deals/promos/discounts?

ChatGPT and Claude both guessed around 50%, but said they couldn’t find concrete data

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@RichardHanania I realize I’m being somewhat nitpicky, but I wouldn’t call an 80/20 decision a “no-brainer,” “what every normal person does,” etc

The 20% chunk that chooses not to abort is too large to be dismissed as some small idiosyncrasy

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@SanchoPanzy @Noahpinion Went to IU Bloomington during Mitch’s reign — good times! Very talented politician and policymaker

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@blondesnmoney You're in good company

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@johnarnold Schwab moved to DFW not Austin

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@razibkhan @Steve_Sailer In Belltown, the touristy area near the Seattle Space Needle, you can find apartments that were selling for $500,000 in 2006 and are still selling for $500,000 in 2026

No one wants to be around the drug addicts, even with all the amenities and waterfront views and so on

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@blondesnmoney Not sure if you're still holding onto VBNK, but congrats if you are

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@PaulSkallas NYC transplants waiting in a line for three hours just to take a selfie at a trendy restaurant — drives every native New Yorker absolutely bonkers