Straw Hat Lanky

Kong of the Pirates

[FANGORIA @FANGORIA]

Coming Soon

[Blank Check Podcast @blankcheckpod]

This trailer for the Drew Carey Gepetto musical seems fake:

https://t.co/wmA2rvI7kh

[Andrew Rosas @MrAndrewRosas]

When you hear someone making fun of the Queen’s death

[Straw Hat Lanky @FigaroUlysses]

@JamesWillems For the longest time I thought this movie was a nightmare I had as a child.

[edgarwright @edgarwright]

RIP Jean-Luc Godard, one of the most influential, iconoclastic film-makers of them all. It was ironic that he himself revered the Hollywood studio film-making system, as perhaps no other director inspired as many people to just pick up a camera and start shooting...

[Will Watkins @WilliamAWatkins]

"Ain't no rule says a dog can't be King of England!”

- Heir Bud

[Andrew Rosas @MrAndrewRosas]

I dont want Biden’s student loan forgiveness. In fact I want him to hunt me like Lance Henriksen in the swamps of New Orleans so I have to grind even harder

[𝓙𝓾𝓹𝔂 @ 桃花梦游🤍 @jupy314]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but JACKIE CHAN ADVENTURES IS ON AMAZON PRIME 🥹❤️

[Straw Hat Lanky @FigaroUlysses]

Me: *starring off into the middle distance.
Them: "what you thinking about?"
Me: *clearly thinking about the Taco Bell Cheesy Beefy Melt commercial from 2007* "oh it's nothing; just lost in thought".

[Straw Hat Lanky @FigaroUlysses]

@creamatoria @Darren_Mooney @CineMythology I enjoy listening to you, @austin_hayden and any of your guests talk about movies. This Scorsese season has been a delight. As long as you all wanna talk about movies in a public forum you have at least one listener

[Straw Hat Lanky @FigaroUlysses]

Listening to @Darren_Mooney and @creamatoria talk movies on The Color of Money episode of @CineMythology is an absolute joy.

[Straw Hat Lanky @FigaroUlysses]

@Darren_Mooney @creamatoria @CineMythology Thank you. It's always wonderful to hear people who both love, appreciate and understand cinema discuss the medium.

[Straw Hat Lanky @FigaroUlysses]

@AverySciore The only cool still shot from this movie was the ending credits.

[Eric Baudour @EricBaudour]

Terrible time in music where you couldn’t escape a band called FUN and ironically they made the least fun music you’d ever heard

[Greg Edwards @GregtheGrouch]

Can Will Smith also apologize for the song "Getting jiggy with it."

[Straw Hat Lanky @FigaroUlysses]

Warner Brothers is still going forward with Joker 2 starring Lady Gaga, but they're replacing Joaquin Pheonix with University of Phoenix.

[Straw Hat Lanky @FigaroUlysses]

@CaitlinMcCauley It's the internet. They're weird and too horny.

[Straw Hat Lanky @FigaroUlysses]

Oh no! Help me step Sim. I'm stuck

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

EA has now removed incest from The Sims 4. It was accidentally added to the game last week.
https://t.co/LFiHDR4Qk2

[Straw Hat Lanky @FigaroUlysses]

I'd like to take this moment to announce my brand new streaming service. HBO Marx. An HBO for the people by the people.