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@LadyBugDarling That guy would do well to look up It's A Wonderful Life. It's an old movie, but might set him straight on the whole "human existence is meaningless" nonsense. Of course, that would require half an ounce off brains to form a coherent thought...

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@JohnCheese96 That poor child... God rest its soul.

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@LadyBugDarling I saw American Pie when I was young. Never wanted anything to do with frats.

Dudes tend to think with the wrong head. It's a bad time all around.

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@HermitFather Hell, I'd go out in full pirate garb, battle ready cutlass and pistol on my hips. Now and arrow? Yes please.

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@WhiteBabyFac @itscoleonx I'm a dad who occasionally plays games with my son or a group of other dads after kids are all in bed like once a week. Better than going out drinking and having to drive home. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@gothbarrel @LadyBugDarling The... Final Solution, you might say?

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@usuallypregnant I love my wife most so I can love my kids best.

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@usuallypregnant "Attraction is temporary"? I find myself more attracted to my wife on a daily basis. I love her more so I can love our kids best.

I think I agree with what the message was trying to convey, but it's a shite way to phrase it.

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@RAWigger He may have cut his balls off, but his skeleton will forever tell the truth. Just a sad, strange little delusional man.

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@tanpukunokami A potential immigrant would need to be able to read, write, and speak english at a conversational level before they even apply to move here. They also need to take the time to study and understand our laws, and assimilate themselves to our culture, not expect us to bend to them.

[Eminem's Dead Uncle Ronnie @emsuncleronnie]

I would never say nigger I would never call someone a nigger, or ever write the horrible word down. Saying nigger, writing nigger, calling him a nigger, her a nigger, them niggers, etc, is evil and racist and wrong and I would never call a nigger a nigger. Thats just like, so wrong.

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@shichinobushi @hokkori_buzz I was told that it was the southern slave cooks who had to run from the kitchen (in a separate building) to the main house to serve food to the plantation owners made them to prevent the dogs from barking at them. Same idea, though.

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@_brownie0_ Thank the wife for cooking, make sure everyone else has eaten, then eat the hell out of that plate.

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@VladTheInflator Definitely lower left. My kids fit what is often sold as his ideal human to a T.

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This never stops being funny as we know who everyone would choose in a heartbeat

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@woodwardianone

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@mask_bastard I wonder if there's a correlation there...

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