Caspar von Bergliez

I'm here to kick ass and chew ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum ! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ training grounds ✧ they/them 18+⠀⠀

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

hopefully that doesn’t end up with me
sneaking back into my house through
the window and the lights suddenly
turn on and I see him standing right in
front of me with his arms folded and
the ‘just got caught’ music starts playing,
cue commercial break.

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

Lin, ask my dad if you could sleep over,
he’ll say yes if you’re the one asking.

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

and if they both say no, we’ll have to
resort to plan C: reuse the classic sitcom
idea where I use a football, two pillows,
and a voice recorder to trick my dad
into thinking I’m still in bed while I’m
actually sneaking off to your house
at night while they’re asleep.

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

is there a spell to shoot cats out of
your hands ?

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

Caspar should have his own own
twitter button where you press ♡
and a mini icon of him appears

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

he’s either doing the robot,
or the mannequin challenge.

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

Caspar got squeakoidified

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

got nothing in my brain

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

he had a 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 small brain…his brain was
just big enough to hold *one*☝️thought

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

boy do I have some news for you

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

they’re having a zoom class meeting

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

the inside of Caspar’s mind

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

or are they actually harvested ?

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

if money doesn’t grow on trees, then
does that mean they grow on bushes ?

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

Linhardt POV: you see who’s at the door

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

“the noble prize”, right ?

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

what was that important reward thing
called that Ferdinand had won again ?

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

you can Shinji chair pose later, Lin,
we’ve got a battle to catch up to !

[Caspar von Bergliez @fighterCaspar]

this is the first thing you see when you
open the photos app in the Apple Store