Fiji Cab-Driver

I live in Fiji. Here are random snippets of things taxi drivers say to me.

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

oi ! https://t.co/xMI5Jv4OQd

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

Drvr: How are you today?
Psngr: Very hot!
Drvr: Yes it's so hot! And you must be feeling it more because you are fat!
Psngr: 😯

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

Drvr: This is not a good sign.
Psgr: This heat?
D: Yes, it's not a good sign.
P: It did get hot quite fast.
D: This is NOT a good sign.

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

[Driver picks up passenger outside hospital]
D: you work there?
P: No I went to see a doctor.
D: You doesnt looks sick to me!

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

Drvr: where to?
Psngr: Post Office please.
Drvr: SO YOU WORK AT THE POST OFFICE MA'AM?!
Psngr: ....No.

[Sarika Chand @sarikafj]

"Every setback is a setup for a comeback" - Taxi Driver this morning sharing some life lessons. He then proceeded to recite Shakespeare. 👍

[Ben Daveta @bendaveta]

Taxi Driver just gave me a 'free ride' home because I addressed him 'Sir' during our conversat'n. Never been called in his driving days. wow

[Richard Naidu @RichardKNaidu]

Helpful taxi driver notice

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

Good the rain. Too much hot eh?

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

That driver always wants to cut my job. I want to show him one knife and say LOOK HERE

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

See that old man? His new wife is 22 yrs old. His first wife left when she moved in. Now he stressed. He shouldnt drive when he's stressed.

[flaggETERNAL42 @alexelbourne42]

When the change from the taxi driver is 10c and you don't know whether you should wait or go. And you're both waiting to see who'll break.

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

One boat yesterday drown in the ocean eh?

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

It's a quiet neighbourhood here. But I like to hang out with the boys. You know like the rebel ones? Yeah like that, that's me.

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

D: Francine gave birth??
P: who is Francine??
D: the PM's daughter!!
P: ...um... I don't know...
D: BUT YOU HER FRIEND!
P: No I'm not!!?

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

I got my wife her driving license. She was driving very cheeky after that.

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

*waving out the window at people*. Sorry, I just have so many friends. Must be this Fiji First on my car. I better take this sticker off.

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

I can go two or three days without eating, you know.

[Fiji Cab-Driver @FijiCabDriver]

Psngr: Carnarvon Street pls.
Driver: Kanavi St?
P: No, CARNARVON.
D: Kanavi.
P: NO, Carnarvon! In town?
D: *nods* *drives to Kanavi St.*