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Things my wife says.

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I love rhubarb.

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I think there’s nothing I’d hate more than acting in a children’s movie.

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I can swallow like 12 pills at once.

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I know LA real estate like the back of my palm.

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How many figures is $5000? It’s five right? Right?

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Harry and I argue about neutrals all the time

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I thought Meatloaf was black

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Is soy sauce and soya sauce the same thing?

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You know what, at least we have our brains.

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I’m going to re-read that again to see if I still hate it

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Our salad is really growing, we should make a lettuce tomorrow

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I just cleaned their bedroom, I bet they have disastrified it by now

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I don’t like basement bedrooms

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Can I see the thing of Rosie? (The baby monitor)

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There is no universal truth. Every narrative can be bent.

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Life is small

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We’re keep gonna doing it.

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Your pants are rolling down your pants

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I didn’t know that a meter was bigger than a foot

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You only live one life, why eat the end piece?