Zed Filkin

A seemingly stable adult. A peek behind the curtain as I struggle to keep the illusion intact. Hanging on by a thread. Mental instability and dick jokes.

[Zed Filkin @FilkinZed]

@AirdropBlaze House - Repblican
Senate - Republican
Supreme Court - Republican
So how's tha art of the deal guy working out when he's got a stacked deck? Yea, that's what I thought.
Trump is a JOOOOOKE. LolOlLOLoLolol!!

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@JustinspireLife Wrong. They prioritized MY healthcare. It has nothing to do with immigrants you shitstain.

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@B_and_B93 @VexingVixxen N

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@wildethingy Top tier efficiency that!

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You can call me Santa cuz I do it for the Ho's

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@slime_golem

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@TMobile Shut up brand

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@demiwatts9393 What are you like 20 years old? You weren't even old enought to vote in the last election.

And you're an idiot.

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@JeffNewtonTV That's me. Fuck a peanut m&m. That shits destined for DUMPSTER!!!*

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@Tbone7219 Every year at Thanksgiving we do turkey bombs. A shot of Jack Daniel's in turkey gravy.

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https://t.co/r6EJLMdWC6

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@wildethingy Oh! I call Cordelia!!

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@Tits_McDick $2.39

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in a mood. not telling you which one.

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I've washed cum stains out of my underwear that were more intelligent than you.

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I’m strangely titillated by that pole vaulter who knocked down the bar with his wiener.

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@CrownsAndThings

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@wildethingy Frisson. Good nickel word. Doesn't get enough use. Bravo.

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@jasonjasonsons Let me guess. Is it a watermelon?!