Those muscles, and that 𝐍𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓’𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐒, will be the least of your worries if you go to "work" alongside him in the underworld.
Kirishima's gotta warn ya, it's pretty gross and sweaty down there. Make out with his shitter while your down there, it hasn't had a good washing in a while. It needs a nice and slimy tongue to lap up all that manly ass sweat and grease.
"What!? Izuku gets to nut in your ass, but not me? Why bro? Screw that loser. I'm still slurping up his jizz anyway."
*𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐑𝐏*
"I'm gonna demolish this shitter with my tongue till you forget about him! I'm your sweat rag and ass eater! Not him! This ass is mine"
*𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐏*
"H-Hey! My hands are manly, okay? Besides, don't you like it rough? And don't call me that bro. You're gonna make me cum before I'm even done flossing with these putrid ass hairs. Just let me tongue fuck that musky and ripe shitter without losing my mind even more bro." 😵💫
“ dunno man— WEEKS…?! Me and my Ma don’t really wash, our quirks keeps us smelling GOOOOOOD, skin tight and smooth. Unlike yer calloused hands on my thighs…!
Mhmm good boy, good lil ass huffer, good fucking . . . TOILET boyfie ❗️”
“ yeah— get a diploma for that.. DUMB FXGGOT! Kirishima Eijiro, B.S in Ass eating & huffing… wow, can’t have a dumb as rock boyfie if I’m gonna be number 1❗️
But GOD DAMN yer really digging out my filthy shitter— man yer disgusting, keep hollowing out my unwashed MUSKY ass 😂
"When's the last time you doused your ass in water bro? This shitter is so fucking rancid and manly. Who needs a shower when you got me around!? Just let me slobber all over your shitter for a few hours Bakubro. I need to floss my teeth with this greasy ass hair."
*𝐒𝐒𝐇𝐋𝐂𝐊*
"Low IQ?? I'm not that stupid Bakubro. I know how how to huff and eat some ass! That counts for something!"
*𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐓*
"FUCK! This ass is too good! Why have I been jerking off to your sweaty underwear instead of eating you out!?"
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"Oops. Ignore that."
RUK.
How it genuinely feels to have a self insert OC with low literary potential knowing damn well nobody is ever going to roleplay with them because they're an overpowered Mary Sue with too much crossover lore, way too cringe, no art, and I'm gay.
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE GONE ALL DAY! I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD JIZZ SO MUCH. PINK IS FINE, BUT ALL YOUR LAUNDRY WAS PINK TOO AND YOU'RE ALWAYS LEAKING! I'M SORRY! STOP YELLING AT ME IT'S TURNING ME ON!"
Bakugo grabs Kiri by the shirt and started to bark in his face
“WELL NO SHIT IT DIDNT DRY YOU SOAKED IT AND WHAT THE FUCK TOU MEAN SLUTTY PINK YOU HIMBO!!! PINK IS A NORMAL UNDERWEAR COLOR YOU SLOB!!!”
Really? You promise bro? Don't blame me when your late for patrol because I'm too busy eating that hairy shitter of yours. Now loosen that hole so I can flick my tongue around in there.
"Well, I thought it would dry before you would see it and it would blend in bro. My bad. And I do care because I thought you would chose a manly red or orange. Or something normal considering how strong you are. Not that slutty pink."
"Shit, I didn't know you knew how to shake ass Bakubro. Have you been holding out on me bro? Not cool man. I guess I could forgive you if you let me fill your guts with my jizz bro. I haven't jerked off in a few hours. That's, like, forever bro."
"Well, they're completely soaked with your slick all the time. I thought it would it would blend in...
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Why are they pink though? Do you have something to say Bakubro?"