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Cr7 + kyky

[micaiah💤 @dcephalopod]

the liar will never call it a situationship

[Dr Marxism, PhD @apostrophebeats]

guys with vasectomies after hitting it raw:

[Matt Furniss @Matt_Furniss]

Debuted for Peterborough United today and scored 10 goals in a single half, so maybe he might be Watford’s saviour after all 😂

[Vorsy 🇵🇸 @Vorsy8]

Il à masqué mon tweet mdrrr je suis tellement foutu

[Chris 𝕏 @Chris__X__]

I never realized jogging in your 50s would be a great way to meet new people.

Just today, I met two nurses, two EMTs, and a cardiologist.

I was so close to meeting Jesus too.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

How do I tell a client that was just sentenced to death to pay me my balance?

My Seniors, please help me 😫

[UTD🇿🇦 @unitedmightrise]

You don't want to be on this app when your team lose😭

[jada @jadorz]

youngest person ever

[dirty south princess ☭ @6lim6atan]

Diddy was literally sex trafficking and abusing women and niggas was like “he uses baby oil cuz he’s gay”

[Solape Abiola @obasolape]

So Willie Obiano is starting off on a strong financial footing of N75bn in savings and investments left by Peter Obi. Quite unprecedented.

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

The Obidient media team need to put a short 5 mins video together.

I am talking to some egbons who run viewing centers.

They'll play the videos during halftime for N20k ish/ per match.

It need to look like a TV program.

[mommiana @mommiana5]

Pls dont clown dudes for sending money to women they never met omg fckn up my market

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

The first person to ever die must’ve been so confused

[ME¿ @Finallydeji]

@khhayla @grok is it free in Nigeria?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

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[𝐉𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐍 @j0_szn]

Just retweet!

[t. @t_tomno]

y’all need to learn side nigga etiquette

[miya @miyarah_]

"los jóvenes son la generación de la tecnología"

yo intentando borrar una página en blanco de word

[Avichi. Armageddon @AvichiHolmes]

“Everyone has a price, the important thing is to find out what it is” - Pablo E