PopFinance

Senior Fellow of Other Stuff at The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

[Republicans @Republicans]

Choose your fighter, Michigan.

[PopFinance @FinancePop]

@madsf88 Alfalfa #1

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

> fumble gigachad in high school
> fumble son of a billionaire
> fumble literal astronaut
> fumble Spider-Man

You stupid fucking retarded bitch

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[PopFinance @FinancePop]

@RichieFinestra9 More soccer players for their national team

[Ross Gerber @GerberKawasaki]

Micron can probably buy back all its stock over the next five years at this price… $MU

[Shay Boloor @StockSavvyShay]

$MU is valued at ~$900B at $800 per share.

What's wild is that Micron is expected to generate cumulative profit equal to its entire market cap over the next four to five years 🤯

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hmm I wonder why the families of 9/11 don’t want Mandami at the 25th anniversary memorial ceremony. Could it be for any of the following reasons?

He campaigned with Hassan Piker who said US deserved 9/11

He endorsed Claire Valdez who also said America deserved 9/11

He endorsed Darializa Avila Chevalier who founded a group at Columbia with a stated goal of overthrowing Western Civilization

He sympathized with the Boston Marathon bombers before the murdered bodies were even cold?

His dad has justified “suicide bombing” (like the ones in 9/11) as “first and foremost a category of soldier”.

Mandami has refused to condemn the phrase “Globalize the Intifada” which is exactly what 9/11 was

During his mayoral campaign he took a smiling picture with his arm around Iman Siraj Wahhaj who was accused of being one of the co-conspirators of the 1993 world trade center bombing

He has said he wanted to defund the police about a million times and demonized law enforcement

Yeah I wonder why the families don’t want him there. The bigger question is how the hell did we get here in the 1st place?

Ps - All the above is readily accessible with a quick google search. He hasnt hid who he is.

[PopFinance @FinancePop]

@AsadFromNYC Not true at all. Maybe transplant Mandami voting New Yorkers but real New Yorkers know the evils of Islam

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

One thing about Zohran is that underneath the surprisingly pragmatic policies and telegenic charisma, he's actually bad

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Socialists aren't hypocrites. They're just liars. They are wealthy, privileged, downwardly-mobile losers who resent their father for being successful. So, they aim to destroy successful people and successful societies because that success reminds them of their loserdom.

[PopFinance @FinancePop]

@zarahussain999 Very cool

[PopFinance @FinancePop]

@BenRabidoux They will pass it down to their kids. Fear mongering is insane

[PopFinance @FinancePop]

@JustinBrannan Why don’t you take a GLP 1 fatso

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@CoveredGeekly George Forethem

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@Geiger_Capital Pp

[PopFinance @FinancePop]

@MurrayHillGuy1 @willchamberlain If they don’t have children why would it even be a negotiation. Can’t he just go on whatever golf trip he wants and she goes to whatever spa she wants, literally whenever? Are they poors or something?

[PopFinance @FinancePop]

@BujokMr @Perry3529623104 Wouldn’t it be after the midterms?

[Against Narrative @3RenChengHu]

It's nice to fantasize about this, but the real world is like Seinfeld: No lessons.

When rent goes up in market-rate units as a result, leftists will conclude that all housing should be rent-controlled.

When landlords cut back on maintenance, leftists will conclude that government needs to force them to do it.

When landlords go bankrupt, the conclusion will be that NYCHA should buy the buildings at distressed prices and convert them to public housing.

When the NYCHA can't afford maintenance at heavily discounted rents, the solution will be higher taxes on the rich.

If at any point adult steps in and says no to any of this, that will be the real problem.

There will be consequences, but no lessons will be learned, except by a small, electorally insignificant minority.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

They're not freezing your rent, they're freezing your housing providers' income, while their expenses keep increasing.

The point isn't to make your housing affordable, it's to make providing housing financially inviable, so government(s) can seize the unmanageable properties.

Our lack of financial literacy is going to destroy us.
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