April M

Just an animal looking for a home

[April M @findapril]

Going to Home Depot depressed is the new grocery shopping while hungry 🌿

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

This weekend I plan to sit in a park with my dog and a book and not speak to another human for many hours.

[April M @findapril]

What's your favorite word and why isn't it 'titular'?

[April M @findapril]

LFG

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

You don't say

[April M @findapril]

You know it.

[Conor O’Toole @ConorOToole]

Did you know all your parents' haggard old friends from your childhood memories were in fact 31 years old

[April M @findapril]

@carseatheadrest Fill in the Blank, please

[April M @findapril]

@BrianInHD To be fair, my job is in my house 😅

[April M @findapril]

Sorry I'm late, my dog was letting me spoon him for once

[April M @findapril]

You are legally obligated to let a 12 yo dog snore on you, sorry I don't make the rules!!

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[pat regan @poregan]

Ugh I keep doing the depressed kind of oversleep instead of the restorative kind of oversleep

[April M @findapril]

The American urge to apologize for taking a sick day despite throwing up too much to work 🙄

[April M @findapril]

Tired of being broke but also tired of working 🤔

[April M @findapril]

Tired of being broke but also tired of working 🤔

[April M @findapril]

@ChrisSprowls as a new resident of otherwise pet-friendly Florida, I urge you to help pass HB 721. Thank you!

[April M @findapril]

This is a hill I will die on. Holding a bunch of heart-shaped balloons. Happy Valentine's Day weekend.

[April M @findapril]

Annual reminder that *all* holidays are made up and for some people, it's a relief to be able to celebrate chosen love instead of feeling awkward and alone during all the holidays that are more family-centric.

[April M @findapril]

Also, the last few years have been hell! Why wouldn't you take an excuse to make someone in your life feel good? If not a romantic partner, your friends, or your pets, or pets in shelters for that matter... Or don't do anything at all! Just don't shame others about it.

[April M @findapril]

Great article @justupthepike
https://t.co/C8JFWj6CWC

[Kenice Mobley @kenicemobley]

Today, for the first time, I saw a pregnancy test commercial where the person was excited NOT to be pregnant and I smiled ear to ear because representation matters