HwrdJCampbell

Skinny arms big boobs

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A man with no pants fears not the pickpocket

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More girls need gooseberries and digital cameras

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I’ll read the Bible, hold me to it

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You think this is a good place to fart?

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@smiiileonmyface Not enough guys in Miami talking about cap rates

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And now a silly one

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My body is an amusement park and a temple

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Quite flattered

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** Come on guys, we’re heading to you a place filled with beautiful people and powerful air conditioning. They call it Miami. I think you’ll like it:)

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Omit needless words, brevity is the soul of wit

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@smiiileonmyface Sometimes people have nice ideas. Sometimes I can’t find the use in them besides posting them on Twitter or reserving them for a character in a book you write 50 years from now.

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Not seeing enough magic tricks nowadays

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Who the hell invented the pushup, that shit is genius

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Releasing all of my drafts in an effort to awaken all of my 12 followers

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Half spray of cologne before bed, a little treat for myself

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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

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the glass is half retarded

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Aren’t we all just reflections of all the people we’ve met along the way? Conversations had, music listened to, books read, boardgames played, and most importantly the girl you fall in love with freshman year of college

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If everyone keeps liking my Strava runs I’m gonna have to start running for real

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My friend Troy says to stop and smell the roses