Dylan

World Renowned Fuckup •€£¥€ The One True Morty Tournament Earnings: 125$

[Dylan @FinesseGot]

Left my wife, then got myself a roster
Lil' brown ting, love the way I toss her
Pop my Perc, yeah, flying like a saucer
Take the dick and go home; my last offer
I can't love a hoe, I'm a real big boss, uh

[Dylan @FinesseGot]

@jonAKAbudworth @washghost1 You sound gay

[Edward “Top Chedda” Bardownski @TooReal4Earf67]

Snapchat memories be like: 2 years ago you were in love and on a beach with the girl you thought you would marry. 1 year ago you were doing blow in some random guys apartment and trying to hookup with some fat chick

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

22 years old. fully paid off gta 6 pre-order. it’s not “daddy’s money.” its not luck. it’s persistence. its grit. it’s discipline. i wake up every morning and grind to live this lifestyle.

[Dylan @FinesseGot]

@parti_king This whore sucking dick 2 days after being away from him hahahahahhaha

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

When you get a girlfriend, you realize you don’t actually like women, you just want sex from them.

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

This the last gta we getting in our lifetime😂

[Dylan @FinesseGot]

My boss is a fucking demon bro LMAO

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

Dollar tree be leaving that one cashier up there to die😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Quinn @MindOfQuinn]

"$100 is insane for a video game"

- door dashes 46$ worth of taco bell for themselves

[🗿AFRA🗿 @ULT_AFRA]

A lot of niggas seen their first titty on GTA5 so niggas are gonna dick ride rockstar into the sunset

[ひ @yungnstackin]

man fuck a breakup, y’all ever been in love with a hoe and didn’t know was a hoe? they done fucked everybody and you didn’t even know 😭

[KICK @kick]

me quitting my job to be a janitor in adin ross new gta 6 server

[autist @litteralyme0]

How mfs be describing their first relationship with the ex who nearly erased their existence

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin