Finger

the perfect cracker

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i would rather drown my plants then have them die of drought

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@ChickfilA YOUR FRIES ARE SOGGY, YOUR BREADBUNS ARE SPONGY, AND YOUR CHICKEN IS MUSHY HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN

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As a target security specialist, we give you handcuffs and a live, working firearm! Please feel free to discard and clean any problems you come across during your shift!

[Finger @FingerP0st]

Babe you never animorph into a cloud of bees for me! I bet you did it for your last partner, but why not me? Am I not special enough for your bees?

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Saw a lady with her 1yr old in a carriage do a v5 at a rock climbing gym and all I gots to say is that mom is awesome

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I need a professional sports league for gay chicken so I can train my gay-dar and make bank while gay people also make bank off kissing other dudes.

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asked a home depot worker to cut a piece of wood for me and he got on all floors and started howling

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my barber enjoy my head a lil too much

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can i use the minecraft sex mod with this or what

[Donutyfriend @donutyfriend]

minecraft or real life?????

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I hate doing political tweets actually. Now I’m going back to being a human driven by individualism and self-destructive procrastination.

[Finger @FingerP0st]

Is the President’s Birthday! Hope your friend Jeffery comes out from Tel Aviv and give you a good suck like old times! I genuinely only want you alive so @JDVance can never become President, a title you have tainted with your ability to hide crimes behind mass genocide! Fuck you!

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Nintendo hitting us with the fattest direct ever thank god my Switch 2 can stop being used as a paperweight.

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mfrs do NOT know the difference between flammable and combustible

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would you rather have fridge-gut or oven-gut?

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People with equal height, share the same delights

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thought about a snake eating itself and dayum aztecs talking bout eating butt way before

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the minor inconveniences do stack up don't listen to people who tell you otherwise, that old lady who didn't give me enough room to walk down the chip isle at walmart will now be cropdusted by a large fat man who ate 2 bottles of spiced pickles

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@YouTube youre the most predatory company I have ever seen in my life the only upside to it is providing jobs in the market so people in the tech industry can be paid stacks to fold your entire adblock detection you sad shortform content sucking fools. Huehtuh! I spit on you.

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@ChickfilA how the mighty have fallen. Your bread, potato, and chicken supply have gone from enjoyable to processed dogshit fuck you

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smacking my block nuts like dk jungle beat bongos