Tim Finkelstein

Married to a Legend, living with 4 of our 7 kids. Medically retired professional wrench wizard. Browncoat/UNLV Runnin Rebels/Golden Knights fan. #SaveStargate

[Tim Finkelstein @FinkelsteinTim]

@urbbydumpling Dunno, never had the opportunity/pleasure...butt, I think that I would be OKAY!

[Tim Finkelstein @FinkelsteinTim]

@Alicyamomwroo That's a resounding, "HELL YEAH!"

[Tim Finkelstein @FinkelsteinTim]

@NoraRoseykyz 4...Always & Forever

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@mikuriveryshort 分かりません。逆さまの日本語は読めません。

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@youlooklikeamom I'm a submariner, being a super massive asshole is part of qualifications.

[Tim Finkelstein @FinkelsteinTim]

@yappingbrattt Get yerself a proper stunt dick!

[Tim Finkelstein @FinkelsteinTim]

@urbbydumpling 2 things:
1) I reciprocate. Hummin Dixie on that lil man in the boat is my speciality...
2) If, after reciprocating, I am forced to use my best friend & favorite toy, it only goes into 2 of yer holes. Guess which ones...

[Tim Finkelstein @FinkelsteinTim]

@urbbydumpling Morning head? Afternoon head? Evening head? YES, YES and YES!!!

[Tim Finkelstein @FinkelsteinTim]

@sweetgreysumi Seductive and erotic...#BZ

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@Valiciousvalici Spank you very much! Dexter & his Mom...and DeeDee!!!

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@ningie123

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@ur2dwaifu Do ye have any haggis, lassie?

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@kokocrush69

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@ur2dwaifu Sorry, cain't be done. I've got 7 crotch demons runnin round this mud ball, don't want or need another. I will happily 'breed' yer turdcutter tho!

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@ur2dwaifu I would prefer to replace yer plugged tail hole or I can accept yer cockholster. Don't matter which just as long as I can finish on yer face & tits.

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@youlooklikeamom Oh? I seem to have the same conversations with the Legend every time I wake her up. Laffs...I ask how many ibuprofen does she want and she mumbles in the affirmative with some form of noneuclidean math terms that eventually end in a number somewhere between 0 & 3...

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@ningie123 Thou art judged by the content that thou hast posted. Squirrelly cants must be removed from thine friendzone and ridiculed publicly.

[Tim Finkelstein @FinkelsteinTim]

@ningie123 #Facts

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@caroandlace The Butthole, of course!