Jill Girimonte

I'm a big person in a little body. The "G" in Girimonte has the same sound as the "J" in Jill.

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

*friend plays on phone while watching TV*
She looks up. "Wait! What happened??"
Me: YOU DON'T GET TO ASK QUESTIONS. #SignsOfABadRoommate

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

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[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

@elonmusk I’m wondering if you’ve started figuring out how to put whole meals in pill form, a la Willy Wonka. If anyone can do it, I think it’s you.

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

Seems like housing prices are going to skyrocket once we get through the #COVID19 pandemic. We’re all just stuck at home finally getting to those projects we’ve been putting off. #homeimprovement

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

Let’s get more girls into coding! #MakeSpaceForWomen

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

@reddingcolt45s It was great to take a pic today! Posted to FB. I know you told me, but when are those tickets good for? Any game?

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

These #glitter trends have got to stop. If you really want to be covered in glitter, there’s no need to pay someone for it. Just participate in #crafttime with several 4-year-olds. You’ll find unexpected glitter all over you for years to come. #parenting #trendy

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

Kid: Mom, how do you spell okay?
Me: O-K-A-Y.
Kid: Got it. A-Y.
Me: No. O-K-A-Y.
Kid: Right. A-Y.
Me: No. *gestures to show 4 letters* O-K-A-Y.
Kid: That’s what I said. A-Y.

Every day with this child is an #AbbottandCostello routine. #parenting

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

Apple needs to stop trying to intimidate me to sign up for Apple Pay… https://t.co/pBCeXxbS7W

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

With all its problems, Redding certainly still has its own beauty.… https://t.co/7hKSCqW1W1

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

Nothing like spending an early morning on the Diestelhorst bridge.… https://t.co/vyyiOot8Y1

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

I got to sleep in until 9 AND a delicious breakfast was waiting for… https://t.co/6qAJq4eBcv

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

When your 4-year-old is better at Wii Sports than you (but still… https://t.co/qu9Nvk4mkz

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

Kid got a mood necklace that changes between 5 colors. The charm inevitably broke off. She cried, saying "Now how will I know how I feel?!"

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

I was expecting something more along the lines of a #nurseryrhyme. #FirstGifComesUpForYourName #surprised

[reo☠️ @reoisrad]

Nolan Arenado's three-run walkoff home run to complete the cycle, My Heart Will Go On Edition

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

You know it's #timetoshave when your kid runs her hand up your leg and says "It feels like you're stabbing me with a million tiny needles."

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

@EddieMcAlliste2 That's incredibly sexist.

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

Kid: MOM! Get the bug slapper!
Me: The what?
Kid:THE BUG SLAPPER. There's a bug in the bathroom!!
#awesomenewwords #kidsman #kidsareweird

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

My kid got her 1st #participationtrophy today.
Now she's walking around demanding we only call her #Champion. #whathaveidone #unbearable

[Jill Girimonte @FinsterFiend]

@HAlanScott Crap. Yeah... I get the day off that day. I should probably find out when that is.