fintars

who encrypts the encrypter?

[critter @BecomingCritter]

front end. back end. mounting. pulling. pushing. penetration testing. stop teasing and kiss me already

[goosewin @Goosewin]

swe in 2026

[James Garcia Alver @JayAlver]

-93 bytes, one of the best Wikipedia line deletions I’ve ever seen.

[fintars @fintars]

@GopherConSG when will the CFP results be announced?

[Andrej Karpathy @karpathy]

The hottest new programming language is English

[Dmytro Krasun @DmytroKrasun]

A CRUD developer after a few hours coding with AI:

“Software engineering is solved.”

[fintars @fintars]

@DZhang50 @vinodg @nvidia Was it recorded?

[High Yield @highyieldYT]

Next-gen ASML wafers are smaller, but very yummy.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[Anne Ouyang @anneouyang]

i asked gpt to rewrite a matmul kernel in cute

[fintars @fintars]

@WenJian0922 Fuck, I need it

[Quantіan @quantian1]

Big Yud has fallen, quintillions in the light cone must die

[Joel 🇦🇺 @ptr_to_joel]

>be mutex
>lock tf in

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

Forbes should do a 30 blockchains under 30 organic users

[richard @richardzphotoz]

The founder arc:

– I can’t believe no one’s done this
– I’m gonna build it
– Wait someone did
– But they sucked
– So I’ll do it better
– Oh god they actually didn’t suck
– I already tweeted it so I have to keep going

[Cameron Kasky @camkasky]

Don’t worry folks there’s also gonna be a recession

[eswarpr @eswarpr]

@naval @ScottAdamsSays A cartoonist and tech bro are now nuclear verification experts

Never deleting this app

[fintars @fintars]

@Abhishekcur Writing apps for SIM cards

[Славян @SlavAesthetics]

Cats onboard the Kuznetsov