Fiona Patton is at the Blue place

Mother. Daughter. Hermit. Gardener. Gratefully living on Dja Dja Wurrung land (when I get back there anyway!) Maintaining the Rage. Join your Union!

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@dimbiddy @cheryl_kernot There's only so much spin you can put on a turd before bits start flying off, no matter how polished it is.

And that's my universally applicable advice for today ☺️

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@26MoreLives BK are you also on Bluesky?

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@NatashaCoster1 @jagjetfly @DustyPee Frying pan, fire.

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@DustyPee @Kevinadian *Business Days 😏

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@PhillipAdams_1 My 93yo Dad was down to one remaining friend. He's moved into a small community run care facility nearer to me now and is making new ones, something he hadn't even thought was possible at his age.

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@DustyPee Saw it on the emergency app and came to Twitter to see if you were safe. Glad you are, but it's still horrible watching from a distance eh? Fingers crossed for the folks 🙏

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@virgotweet @henrys_mumma24 Might as well "shoot" themselves in the ear 😒

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Oh, here we go. Wind has changed and the emergency app is pinging 😒

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@Pleasure_Lab Should I be worried that I completely understand Karen's thought processes and reasoning here?

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@Jansant I'm sure if there's an afterlife my mother will be waiting gleefully to "welcome" him...😈

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@CheadlerobRob @philmupp1 *turd, obviously. My phone's keyboard has recently changed and it's a total prude! It's like I'm living in The Good Place 🤨

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@CheadlerobRob @philmupp1 Funny, I had exactly the same rurd in mind when I posted this...
https://t.co/FqolLTbsyy

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@dimbiddy @cheryl_kernot There's only so much spin you can put on a turd before bits start flying off, no matter how polished it is.

And that's my universally applicable advice for today ☺️

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@StuddertNatalie "Friend! The boss asked me to remind you not to forget your credit!"

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@de32344 Hmm...tracking device? 😉

Have to admit I didn't immediately recognise the croissant and thought it was perhaps one of those claw cast-offs from Luna the cat, and thought yes, I suppose that's...umm, thoughtful 🤷

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@gomichild Was thinking the same thing on the V-line train yesterday.

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@vickster95 @Just_SumBloke Spent over 7 weeks during lockdowns chasing centrelink trying to update Dad's assets to increase his pension, but once his wife went into residential care they took 2 days to cut his carer allowance.

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@lubiephil I'm so relieved for you Phil, and glad I was able to be a small part of it. You deserve to feel safe in your lovely home 🙏❤

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@26MoreLives @Pleasure_Lab And a sprinkler for her to play under and get cool.

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@aaronsmith It's obviously the weather forecast.

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@26MoreLives Only two things have ever made me lose my appetite, pregnancy, did that 3x, and divorce, did that twice. At 65 I'll just have to get used to eating I guess 🤷