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[Santa Claus @OfficialSanta]

#Hohoho
🎅⭐️🎅⭐️🎅⭐️🎅⭐️
ONLY 99 SLEEPS
TO CHRISTMAS
🎅⭐️🎅⭐️🎅⭐️🎅⭐️
#CountdowntoChristmas

[Fiona Jones @Fionerr]

@HannahGillard JAMIE FOR PRIME MINISTER #UnpopularOpinion

[example @example]

When people say “I’ll have the tuna pizza please” and it’s really difficult to not punch them in the fuckin face

[UK Snow Updates @UKSnowUpdates]

There is no risk of #uksnow this week.

[Fiona The Baby Hippo @FionaHippo]

Ranking the top 10 best animals:

10. That's
9. Impossible
8. Because
7. All animals
6. Are special
5. In
4. Their
3. Own
2. Way
1. Fiona

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I can't understood how anyone can enjoy watching a bull slowly speared to death, two dogs fighting, or a fox ripped apart. It's perverted.

[Fiona Jones @Fionerr]

New car today. Birthday tomorrow. 6 month anniversary Wednesday.Italy Thursday. THIS WEEK IS AMAZING

[Ross Noble @realrossnoble]

On BBC 1 is another show with people doing stuff to pinky plonk music.why don't they just make a show called the pinky plonk music challenge

[Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia]

Those crop circles were made by my dog, looking for the exact right spot to pee.

[Fiona Jones @Fionerr]

Sunday is for eating cheesecake. Lots of cheesecake. #fact

[Pup Aid 2026 @pupaid]

Huge thanks AGAIN @rickygervais highlighting cruel puppy farming industry & poorly pups sold in pet shops #wheresmum

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Life's unfair. For everyone. So at least that's fair then.

[Fiona Jones @Fionerr]

Is going to London for a heat magazine still a thing or? #randomthought

[Fiona Jones @Fionerr]

Days of fasting has messed with my brain. Just spent 10 minutes sat in the office wondering why it was so dark. I forgot lights existed

[Fiona Jones @Fionerr]

Put the new case on my Xbox controller and its amazing #PINNNKK

[Fiona Jones @Fionerr]

My huge box of @PROPERCORN has arrived! #yuummm #bestpopcorn

[Fiona Jones @Fionerr]

@JamP0und32 haha that's an impressive stack! Should steal em and start selling drugs. Giving them in cute pots will bring in many customers!