Firdous Ahmed

I'm twisted; Door knob.

[Gary 🇺🇸 @Truculent67]

"I'd fuck you"

~And other compliments

[Firdous Ahmed @Firdousa_TSH]

@venusfelix2 LMAO

[Firdous Ahmed @Firdousa_TSH]

@venusfelix2 Lmao :') I hope you're not talking bout me mxm

[Su @suhailbruu]

Sandwich kinda guy.

[June O'Hara @juneohara65]

I'll talk to myself on a park bench, IDGAF.

[June O'Hara @juneohara65]

[Loudspeaker] "Clean-up in aisle 5."

[Me in aisle 5] I hope they don't mean my hair

[Jake @jakelikesnaps]

I thought that Fingerbanging was what you do when you pretend your hands are pistols. I just read the real definition and I am horrified.

[Firdous Ahmed @Firdousa_TSH]

LMAO Sharkeisha "@FreddyAmazin: WHO DID THIS 😂 http://t.co/1IB1hbngpL"

[Abdul Haq @Abdulhaq_22]

"Live amongst people in such a manner, that if you die, they weep over you and if you are alive, they crave your company"
-Hazrat Ali (R.A)

[➳Råine™ @Raine4ver]

Yes 🙆

[jen @thebadjenn]

Cremate me after I die and use my ashes to make a diamond to give your next wife so I know it's real.

[Small wolf. @wais_essack93]

Thailand is the new Durban.

[Tsek @Tsek_Bastard]

Chicks in December "Whoohoooo Vodka ! Tequila ! Champagne !" Chicks in September "Baby Shower" #DecemberProblems

[justtraviscpt @justtraviscpt]

@_chantekelly a parrot of R2000? Is it a rapper? Did it's album go platinum? Is it on world tour? Is it part of the illuminati?