Brigham's Burner

Entrepreneur, Game Designer, Photographer, and Comedian

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

How the Japanese timeline cleanse on X has felt to us Americans

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

@Iamautahfansir It got pretty crowded as the night went on. We left about an hour ago.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

At Lagoon tonight.

Let’s see how well you all know the park.

I’m going to post close-up photos of different rides, and you have to guess which ride they’re from.

We’ll start with an easy one.

What ride is this?

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

@m_mutter18 What used to be there?

This is our first year at lagoon

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

@ajsaloon43 It's pretty busy, but there are always some rides with short lines.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

That one was too easy.

Hopefully this one is a little harder to guess.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

Spider is the correct answer! Good job.

Here's the next one:

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

@JakeHatch That looks amazing

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

Spider is the correct answer! Good job.

Here's the next one:

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

At Lagoon tonight.

Let’s see how well you all know the park.

I’m going to post close-up photos of different rides, and you have to guess which ride they’re from.

We’ll start with an easy one.

What ride is this?

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

Before and after Colosus, The Fire Dragon

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

Can we please order one of these with 40,000 more seats in royal blue?

You can deliver it right across the street from LaVell Edwards Stadium in Provo.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Northwestern opened their new stadium with a bang

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

Can someone explain to me why this wouldn't be absolutely amazing?

Because, to me, it looks absolutely amazing.

[Casey Zeiders @thezeiders]

Here's what 24 teams would look like last year if they gave all Conference Champions a spot and At-Large bids for the rest. This would be awesome and would make every conference important, like they do at every other level of football.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

@Rach_the_Rivetr Everyone they're also writes there sentences using the wrong form of their.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

Say what you will about TCU's football program, but you can't complain about their new stadium, Ryan Field.

It really is beautiful.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

Wow, this one hit hard. I remember going trick or treating with one of those buckets.

McDonald's used to be magical for kids.

[90sManiax @90sManiax]

Halloween Happy Meal (1990) 🎃

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

Over the last 30 days, I’ve lost 27 pounds.

I know because I weigh myself every night, then again every morning, and every morning I’m almost a pound lighter.

Unfortunately, over that same 30 days, I’ve also gained 25 pounds.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

@TterThe2 What are they doing to all the deaf people tomorrow?!

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

This is just worse-tasting fried eggs with extra steps.

If you’re going through the trouble of frying an egg and end up with a hard yolk, you’ve defeated the entire purpose of frying an egg.

[mom @anasjahere]

Thank you to whoever on TikTok said to pan fry your boiled eggs. I’ve been eating them this way for months 😭

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

@Crew_Cut_Esq Now we are talking

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

"Hey babe, can we make a quick stop at the nail supply store on the way home? It'll only take a minute."

I knew she was lying.

She knew she was lying.

She knew I knew she was lying.

And I knew she knew I knew she was lying.

We stopped anyway.

Because, I love her.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

10) A $55 (!) set of hand-painted steampunk stick on nails.

For that price, all I can say is they better grant you the ability to time travel.

Or, at a minimum, skip commercial breaks.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

I ran an errand with my wife today and on the way she stopped at a nail supply store.

It was honestly fascinating.

Here are the 10 most unexpected things I found🧵:

1) A synthetic hand to practice doing nails on. This one is a deluxe model. Quite a conversation starter.

[Brigham's Burner @FiredUpCoug]

9) Glass eyeballs to stick on your nails. They came in a couple different varieties.

How often does a woman think to herself, "you know what, I can really do with some eyeballs on my fingers."

Apparently often enough to keep two different varieties in stock.