this is me when it's 9pm and my butt is parked nicely in my seat with a cup noodle ready, about to watch a video by Technology Connections where they talk about can openers for 20 minutes straight
ahhhh yes good morning let’s open up the Infinite Information River for a nice 20 minutes before getting out of bed or thinking any original thoughts at all
Yeah I know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers
Sam, this is Die-Hardman. Got word from the Elvish King about the Orc Wars situation. He wants you to deliver some explosives to the Orc City. We've supplied you with weapons in case you encounter any orcs along the way. Remember, Sam, there is nothing more reviled than the Orc.