Wife has always been very sexually reserved. One day she said she'd like to give me a BJ in a car park at night for Christmas. Amazed and excited, I agreed. Drove to what I thought was a secluded car park. We both got arrested and she's lost her job. Merry Christmas.
Meet Lily Tang Williams, congressional candidate in NH. Her bio says she was inspired to leave communist China after reading a pocket Constitution. She's not giving an inch to this former Biden aide.
LMAO Cardi B's teleprompter was broken and she had no idea what to do for over a minute until someone ran on the stage to give her a phone to read off. Holy embarrassing.
I do love watching an intense World Series game and then a political ad comes on where the narrator is like, "if you vote for this person you're fat and gay".
Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reid are the Michael Jordan and Phil Jackson of the modern NFL. They're the duo to beat for the next decade.
The 49ers need to find a head coach who can beat them. Kyle Shanahan has proven he can't.