Timeless Praise™🤴

Retired | Futures trader | shawarma enthusiast

[Timeless Praise™🤴 @First_alphas]

Nobody thought it was weird in the big bang theory that Penny; a waitress, was able to afford rent in a building where two physicists with PHDs were roommates just to split rent?

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Why do people act like 32 is old?

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As a child i thought that a tree would grow in my stomach if I swallowed a seed

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You can feel when someone’s watching you

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Marvel fumbled Mahershala Ali cause bro would've killed it as blade

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Dating a woman who likes to cook is such an underrated flex

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If your food taste even better the next day, you CAN COOK!

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She's smooth with that hat and twist

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Who said that??

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Woman mugshot is going viral for looking like the rapper Eve.

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Parallel world pharmacy anime is such an underrated gem

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I tried to fall in love last week and I swear I heard my wallet say niqa please

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@Thefrugalgay11 Nowadays, just stepping out on your porch cost $200

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Mfers spend $500 on a first date on girls they don't even know their last names

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There's no reason the delivery driver should know what's in the package. It's just unprofessional

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I know this won't be allowed on public roads but I still want one

[Tesla @Tesla]

Real life, baby

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They trying to gaslight us that this song wasn't good 😭

[Genius @Genius]

13 years ago today, eminem dropped “rap god” 🐐🔥

the track packs 1,560 words into 6 minutes and 4 seconds, averaging 4.28 words per second 🤯

[Timeless Praise™🤴 @First_alphas]

Selling your PS5 to pay bills is a level of struggle I wouldn’t wish even on my enemies 💀

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I wish starlink would do a sim card style service cause mtn is stealing my data. I subscribe $30/monthly which finishes in 2weeks, I'm tired.

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Auto translation was the best thing to ever happen to this app lmaoooo

[просто ева🎀 @effka_filatova]

Если ты бьёшь жену каждый день, то у неё будет одно требование: «Пожалуйста, не бей меня».

Если ты не бьёшь свою жену, то у неё появляется целый список требований.

[Timeless Praise™🤴 @First_alphas]

Conquest speech on invincible still gets to me bruh.

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@dougboneparth I thought it was about to be inspirational 😂