FirstArgonaut

In pursuit of my Golden Fleece.

[FirstArgonaut @FirstArgonaut]

@Howlingmutant0

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

If you believe a child born to a foreign mother flying over US airspace is an automatic American then you do not believe in citizenship.

[FirstArgonaut @FirstArgonaut]

@xwanyex

[FirstArgonaut @FirstArgonaut]

@pegobry_en Not even the French should suffer such an experience. Godspeed.

[Zarathustra @zarathustra5150]

footnote from Clarence Thomas, quoting Thomas Aquinas from Summa Theologica:

“foreigners were not at once admitted to citizenship" because "if foreigners were allowed to meddle with the affairs of a nation as soon as they settled down in its midst, many dangers might occur, since the foreigners not yet having the common good firmly at heart might attempt something hurtful to the people”

[RAW @rawknuckle]

My broke friends are sports gambling degens & every time I break it down to them that theyre better off not betting bc they always end up in the negative, they agree & still end up gambling later anyway. You cant change people, just have to let them be. Like a moth to a flame

[FirstArgonaut @FirstArgonaut]

@zarathustra5150 @mmjukic To me White = Ango-Saxon everything else is fairly white, descended from broad swath of Northern/ Central Europe.

[FirstArgonaut @FirstArgonaut]

@Nero Story old as time

[FO𝕏 YOU @F0XYOU]

Aaaaaa, I’m a Supreme Court Justice and anchor babies & birth tourism are good for Americans, aaaaaa….

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“Relax, guys. At least biological men are banned from women’s sports!”

[FirstArgonaut @FirstArgonaut]

I had such high hopes but…

(At least we closed the border and started deporting)

[Marko Jukic @mmjukic]

Trump is a live player who managed to install himself as leader of the Republican Party. However he has evidently and equally notably totally failed to reform that party, as evidenced by the fact we spent 2026 bombing Iran and will apparently spend 2027 banning the internet.

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

"My child was born in the Shire. It's a Hobbit."

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

"Japan lost. Germany lost. Italy didn't show up. Europe doesn’t have air conditioning. Welcome to 1945."

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

"tracking your sleep is important"

"yes it is. have you changed your sleeping habits accordingly?"

"no, have you?"

"no"

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

Everyone tells me that Elon Musk is a fascist because he could "solve world hunger" for a mere 3 billion dollars, but MacKenzie Bezos has burned through 26 billion dollars of her ex husband's money and accomplished absolutely nothing of note.

[Yun-Ta Tsai @yunta_tsai]

The strength of a currency is how much kWh you can acquire per dollar. It measures both energy and time, which cannot be printed out of thin air.

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

Humans solve this problem by shutting off their pattern recognition which has the side effect of slowly (or quickly) driving them insane as the epistemological problems cascade outward from their original domain

[FirstArgonaut @FirstArgonaut]

@PlisskenPatriot HPV

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Watched a cute animal video that I knew to be AI all the way through

[FirstArgonaut @FirstArgonaut]

@wholemars Remember what happens when we screenshot the P&L 💀