Tails

🔮

[JessCapricorn 💫 @JessicaBoddy]

32 🎂🥰

[princess rosey 🜲 ྀི @rexiroses]

i got a new tattoo! 🐾

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

These girls look at their phones for 17 hours a day and drink the blood of the innocent

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

Yea, we’re cooked.

[Pvt A B @col_a_buendia]

The future came and went.

[Soul on ice @juswritten]

The best sex you’ve ever had isn’t from the prettiest girl you ever dated. Not even close, and a lot of life has just as equal polarity. Your most fun job probably didn’t pay you shit. Your favorite uncle is probably the family reject/least successful..

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Life is amazing:

-get jacked
-crush it at work
-marry an honest woman (with a good body)
-treat her amazing
-travel the world
-watch good movies
-avoid complainers
-prioritize your health
-call your friends for no reason
-be a hot strong dad
-host banger dinner parties
-and if you’re ever feeling down remember you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[Frank Lopez’s Ghost @FrankLopezGhost]

When I was it my teens I would laugh at middle aged men saying they didn’t want their wives working, then I got my first job & the understood it all,

[CHURRASCO SAUDADE @churrascooooo]

tired of this dumbass face women make in photos

[g @34rths]

Almost 23 and I'm still saying I don't know what to do with my Life. I can't keep getting away with this

[Rituraj @RituWithAI]

It isn't that you lost the ability to have fun; you lost the luxury of time dilation. When you're 15, four hours is nothing. At 30, four hours is a gym session, a side project, or sleep you desperately need. The background anxiety of "I should be doing something else" kills the immersion. You didn't outgrow games; you outgrew the silence.

[Dissident West @dissidentwest]

@SStricklandMMA I can't play them for hours at a time, but they're still a great way to relax for 30 to 60 minutes after a long day of work.

[BURNT @frittataforever]

@SStricklandMMA Nah you just suck at video games man and you’re a bitch

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Something clicks in your brain after 30 and you are unable to enjoy video games.....

The inability to ignore your entire life for hours a day just becomes overwhelming....

[ガイジンスキー @gaijinski]

普通に可愛いのに何で日本に来て活動してるのかずっと謎だったけど実際会ってちょっと察したw
ま性格良いから好きです

[mabbie @hypnagogicgirl]

bi annual thirst trap

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

The intellectual version of making fun of a fat person at the gym

[jack @jack]

true